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Ummm... Aren't those trekking poles? Do you use trekking poles on approaches? Does that mean that we were cool before it was cool to be cool?

Nice white Jesus. It's really authentic. Hell, nice white EVERYBODY. The music sucked ass. I would have expected something a little more agressive as someone is taking an asswhupping like that. How about "Becoming" from Pantera, or "Eye for an Eye" by Soulfly (they are very Christian you know). If you want to get the kids interested, you might want to add a scene with Christ ghost-driving a chariot with "Ridin Dirty" playing in the background. Since you broadcast your beliefs here, I will do the same. There is no God. Get over yourself.

If you plan to hire a guide, you will probably want to listen to his/her input more thana bunch of internet junkies. I'm pretty sure Mountain Madness and Alpine Ascents International guide up the Emmons route. You could also contact RMI about hiring a guide for a private custom climb.

BBP is the shit, but it's kinda hard to down a thick beer on a hot day. My pisswater of choice is PBR.

Leaving your manhood behind for a glorious new life as an ugly woman?

I've heard some good stuff about these: Petzl Long Life A non-removable hanger (included) all stainless steel. I read an online test somewhere that chose these as their favorite for hard rock. The downside - $10 each

Farts are deeply meaningful In lieu of a much overdue poo thread, I bring you a fart thread. BTW - I'm pretty sure the Pho I ate last night is giving me the shitz.

It's almost friday and my company is letting me go home at 5pm tomorrow!!! I'm going to find you and Kick you in the nuts!!!

Speaking of Index - What is BOC like? Is it fingers or what? I know I could probably look it up, but good cracks seem on-topic right now.

From rc.com: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: The Orange CCH Alien cam that was reportedly involved in the Paradise Forks incident, has turned out to be dated 10-05, rather than the highly publicized date of early 2004. This information has been verified the by the Coconino County Sheriffs Depart both verbally and in photographic form, with Dave Waggoner of CCH, during CCH’s own internal investigation. It is however still unknown if this unit was clearly dimpled. The window of the recall was 11-04 to 12-05, thus any Alien cams date coded during this period should be tested, dimpled or not. CCH will tensile test customers’ Aliens, of any manufacture date at no charge, to ensure that they will withstand a fall. Testing is done to 2/3 the rated tensile strength. After testing, all cams are currently being identified with a “Tensile Tested” stamp on the main swage above the loop. We will test and return cams to our customers within 1 week of receiving them. Please attach your complete contact information to each unit being returned for testing, to facilitate a speedy turn-around. Dave Waggoner Colorado Custom Hardware Inc. 115 East Lyon Street Laramie, WY 82072 USA (307) 721-9385 _________________

This has happened to me a few times. The first time was in highschool. I wasn't ready for that girl to take off her shirt. My pubescent mind almost exploded when she let loose. Most recently, I was worked over as I tried to freeclimb with my aid rack on. Jeezus. The #6 Tech Friend can get caught in strange places as you are making 5.8 moves in approach shoes.

I second this method. I have used it quite often to good effect. You can use single ropes, but it is a lot more effort for the leader to pull them through the device.

There's some steep snow and loose rock at the top. Seriously though, the only conditions that make climbing Little T dangerous or difficult are avalanches. The snow is consolidated now, so you should have a good time of it. The landmarks are huge and navigation is easy. In short, go for it.

Oh God!!! Back on topic!!! From rc.com: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: The Orange CCH Alien cam that was reportedly involved in the Paradise Forks incident, has turned out to be dated 10-05, rather than the highly publicized date of early 2004. This information has been verified the by the Coconino County Sheriffs Depart both verbally and in photographic form, with Dave Waggoner of CCH, during CCH’s own internal investigation. It is however still unknown if this unit was clearly dimpled. The window of the recall was 11-04 to 12-05, thus any Alien cams date coded during this period should be tested, dimpled or not. CCH will tensile test customers’ Aliens, of any manufacture date at no charge, to ensure that they will withstand a fall. Testing is done to 2/3 the rated tensile strength. After testing, all cams are currently being identified with a “Tensile Tested” stamp on the main swage above the loop. We will test and return cams to our customers within 1 week of receiving them. Please attach your complete contact information to each unit being returned for testing, to facilitate a speedy turn-around. Dave Waggoner Colorado Custom Hardware Inc. 115 East Lyon Street Laramie, WY 82072 USA (307) 721-9385 _________________

Is there already a Master's class for comps? They should also open up a Clydesdale class for us heavyweights.

I wonder if Kev's head would pop off if we jammed it in a crack and fell on him. And back on topic - The whole Aliengate situation is bumming me out. While I agree with what Counterfeitfake said about 100 pages ago, that this could have been user error, I'm still a bit concerned about my stock of aliens. I just acquired two sets of Hybrids. Since Wildcountry dropped their offset line, there isn't exactly too much to chose from. Maybe I can get that Ukranian guy selling KROK cams on E-bay to make me some...

I thought Jaberwocky was pretty good too. I didn't lead it, but it was fun. The slippery slab on the outside just forces you to use the crack. What are you, some kind of sport climber?

That's a great trip. Makes me hate having a job and not enough vacation time. Why don't people do the last pitch of Smoke Bluff Connection? We met two other parties who opted out of Wonderland. Really, it's good stuff.

I was already pretty drunk after two pitchers of Garibaldi and a dehydrating day in the sun. I had nothing intelligent to say.

Hey CBS - I saw you at the Brew Pub on Saturday. I was the dirty climber in the orange shirt. At least I was one of them. I spent the weekend trying to hide from the crowds, but they always found us as we were one pitch up. Friday - Smoke Bluff Connection and a lot of beer. Saturday - Got lost on the Squaw trying to find birds of Prey. Did the first two pitches, both fun 5.8. Went out to the Malmute to climb High Mountain Woody, but there was a line, so we climbed Paul's Crack instead. FYI - It's only 5.10 for about three moves at the bottom. It eases considerably after that. From the Malmute we got lost looking for the Klahanie Crack area at Shannon Falls. What can I say, we suck. Found a line at K crack, so we climbed Cardhu Crack instead. It was better, IMHO. Finished the night with beer and caramels. Sunday - Went looking for Cream of White Mice, found Slot Machine and climbed it as a warm up. Encountered a line on COWM, so we climbed Cooghee crack instead. Effing Righteous. Beer. Drive. Border. Beer. Drive. Sleep.

The article acts like Metal has only recently beenwriting about mythological happenings. Dude needs to go back and listen to some older stuff. Metallica tackled the four horseman in their first album. Ironically enough, the same song was recorder by Megadeth. Dave changed the lyrics to be about mechanics. More Metallica stuff - The killing of first born sons, H.P. Lovecraft, etc. Other groups have been socially aware for years. Sepultura has been staunchly opposed to the Brazilian government for more than a decade. Machinehead has been critical of the US government and speaking out on social issues since their first record. In short, what a douchebag. I'm glad people are taking notice of metal as something more than what Beavis and Butthead brought them, but the whole "Mature metal" thing is much older than this guy is letting on.

zzzzzzz The show is over folks. Nothin to see here. Really, It's k-bone and FryingPlig's only joke....again

The flea market after posting it for sale here. Wayne - Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

Calling me fat might be funny if I didn't call myself fat. Please come up with something offensive to say on your own. Might I suggest: Pus encrusted amniotic sack Son of a motherless water buffalo And my personal favorite from random dipshits all over the internet - faggot. BTW - I'm not trying to be funny, I'm trying to coach you a little bit. The first step to decent spray is mindless jackassery. You've got that down. Let's move on to step two - cliche taunts and insults.

I just can't get enough of the Kevbone/flyingpig nob-licking action. YOu two should get a room or somethin. On a more serious note, you might also want to keep spray in spray. Shitting on any thread that Harry posts on is not the best of plans, but hey, you've already proven yourselves to be stupid.