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  1. fenderfour

    E-Rock

    Yours or someone else's?
  2. The day after Jerry Falwell died?
  3. It would have been worth it.
  4. You are a bright one, aren't you?
  5. Spray is turning into a lesbian love-triangle. Not that there's anything wrong with that, so long as an accurate trip report complete with pictures is posted later.
  6. How do you know this fat kid? I'm more surprised that you don't already know this.
  7. your mom
  8. Different story for the girls. This seems likee a bit much, even for you. "bedroom toys" shouldn't need a hard hat or safety glasses.
  9. Ummm.yeah.
  10. I make it a point to keep my genitals away from power equipment. Never seemed like a good match...
  11. fenderfour

    Holy God....

    The following is the _Unusual_Case_ case column from the July 1991 issue of the trade magazine _Medical_Aspects_of_Human_Sexuality_, by William A. Morton, Jr. Scrotum Self-Repair One morning I was called to the emergency room by the head ER nurse. She directed me to a patient who had refused to describe his problem other than to say that he "needed a doctor who took care of men's troubles." The patient, about 40, was pale, febrile, and obviously uncomfortable, and had little to say as he gingerly opened his trousers to expose a bit of angry red and black-and-blue scrotal skin. After I asked the nurse to leave us, the patient permitted me to remove his trousers, shorts, and two or three yards of foul-smelling stained gauze wrapped about his scrotum, which was swollen to twice the size of a grapefruit and extremely tender. A jagged zig-zag laceration, oozing pus and blood, extended down the left scrotum. Amid the matted hair, edematous skin, and various exudates, I saw some half-buried dark linear objects and asked the patient what they were. Several days earlier, he replied, he had injured himself in the machine shop where he worked, and had closed the laceration himself with a heavy-duty stapling gun. The dark objects were one-inch staples of the type used in putting up wallboard. We x-rayed the patient's scrotum to locate the staples; admitted him to the hospital; and gave him tetanus antitoxin, broad-spectrum antibacterial therapy, and hexachlorophene sitz baths prior to surgery the next morning. The procedure consisted of exploration and debridement of the left side of the scrotal pouch. Eight rusty staples were retrieved, and the skin edges were trimmed and freshened. The left testis had been avulsed and was missing. The stump of the spermatic cord was recovered at the inguinal canal, debrided, and the vessels ligated properly, though not much of a hematoma was present. Through-and-through Penrose drains were sutured loosely in site, and the skin was loosely closed. Convalescence was uneventful, and before his release from the hospital less than a week later, the patient confided the rest of his story to me. An unmarried loner, he usually didn't leave the machine shop at lunchtime with his coworkers. Finding himself alone, he had begun the regular practice of masturbating by holding his penis against the canvas drive-belt of a large floor-based piece of machinery. One day, as he approached orgasm, he lost his concentration and leaned too close to the belt. When his scrotum became caught between the pulley- wheel and the drive-belt, he was thrown into the air and landed a few feet away. Unaware that he had lost his left testis, and perhaps too stunned to feel much pain, he stapled the wound closed and resumed work. I can only assume he abandoned this method of self- gratification. [William A. Morton is a retired urologist residing in West Chester, Pennsylvania.]
  12. QUICK!!! EVERYBODY PAY ATTENTION TO SUNNY-BOY!!!! BTW - nobody wants to see my coworkers naked, not even their spouses. THis explains why so many of them are assholes.
  13. Just like BD nutz
  14. If we had a naked work day, I would not show up. A bunch of 40+ enginerds sitting around naked? no fucking way
  15. "Never let them see your balls jiggle"
  16. Dude, get back to work
  17. ...makes me fart like a sick dog.
  18. I hobbled around and helped a friend move. We drank beer.
  19. I think this happens when a 5.12 climber establishes a 5.4 climb. How the hell do they know what a 5.4 is? I'm not a good climber and I don't think I would know the difference between 5.0 and 5.4. It's all "low fifth" to me.
  20. skullet
  21. Link To MP3
  22. fenderfour

    Sleep

  23. Peep this: In the acess forum
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