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Let me guess - you found a stack of pron and couldn't help yourself? I just wrapped my knee around a soccer goalpost while playing Ultimate Frisbee. I was terrified that I had wrecked it after reading this thread. Turns out I bruised the deuce out of it and strained the LCL. Good luck on recovery.

How can you tell that an engineer is an extrovert? He is looking at your shoes instead of his own.

The gear is good, the delivery is suspect. I've got a bitchin big assed bag that is tits.

Looks freakin cool. Nice going Kix! I won't be pissing in your pot anytime soon. I waaaay suck at bouldering.

This is sounding more and more like a junk food support group

You guys are killing me!

Meatballs, beer discuss

When we are climbing, we set our own rules to achieve our own goals. Some people free solo. Some people aid climb. It sucks when a route is being monoplolized. I'm a shitty climber, so I have to deal with this more than you badasses that are looking for a mutlipitch 5.11c. Use your badass skillz, quit whining and climb something else.

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I'm the stinky guy

Late night spraying. Duh.

Neutral? I've volunteered a few times and they really appreciate having climbers in the work parties. I didn't get any negative vibe at all.

We have a scale on the way to the restroom. I weighed myself before the dump and then after. I lost 1.9 pounds

Breach birth?

Good god. I only have hybrid aliens for aiding. I think I will keep it at that and relay on the Zeros for trad.

What you climbed was "Crickets". "Chitlins" clips the first bolt (buttonhead) and moves left into the blocky corner and follows nondescript moss patches and rhubarb to the top of the cliff. VK was misinformed on the details which is why it is wrong in the current guidebook. The first ascentionists of "Crickets" rated the route 10b, I think it is more accurately 5.9+/10a. 5.8 would be a bit of a sand bag IMO. Tis a fun quality route. (The anchor chains and all bolts are easily viewed from the base and could/should have indicated the books error before you left the ground yielding a "full rack"...) - Thanks for the info. It felt stiffer than 5.8, but I suck at slab, so I assumed it was my own lack of skill that kept my butthole puckered. You make the assumption that I recon the route before climbing. In this, you are wrong. Besides, I look sexy with a full rack.

The Sun Article

Or pods in the rock where an orange alien might invert?

mail order them and have them sent to your local store for free.

He was weaned off shorts over polypro, but he isn't giving up the hat.

pwned

Hello DEATH. You freak! To hell with Alpine Ninjas, I'm the Alpine Reaper If you brighten it, you will see that' I'm smiling like a jackass.

Yep, that's what I hooked. A left lean helped keep the hook on. Did you take pics of every placement?

Mashed snickers and a bong?

I want to post more assholish stuff like Kat and Oly, but I just can't bring myself to do it. I will post some things that help me. Keep sugarless gum around. whenever you feel like snacking, chew some gum instead. Drink more water. Black coffee has very few calories and the caffeine will boost your metabolism. Have some broth (beef, chicken, veggie) with your meals. It makes you feel more sated. Allow yourself a treat every now and then. Maybe a twinkie or a burger every third day. Have a set item on a set day that you are allowed to have. Nothing more. It will give you something to look forward to and you will be less likely to cheat. Stop eating 3 hours before bedtime. Good luck all.