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As in "Johnny Wad" ? Gee, thanks. Your girlfriend must have told you about last night.

Climber's having trouble with commitment - now there's a new one.

Isn't that Erik, above the Furry's left paw? Getting the reacharound from Layton?

I can't see the picture You're not missing much - It's a Larry King Mug shot from 1971

AGAIN?

Exactly! You just never see a pee thread!

Hope he didn't look like this

Madonna's?

You wanna be next? fuck you You wouldn't enjoy it - I'd just lay there.

You wanna be next?

Softshells are yummy! Especially in the spider-rolls.

Young Republicans

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Chivalry isn't dead. It's just rarer these days, and therefore more precious to those that appreciate it. Remember: Trask likes high-maintenance, airhead girly-girls. He's chosen his poison.

Dave, Schuldt the fuck up!

Schuldt up, Dave!

Welcome back, SC. If people start mistaking you for me again, I'll scream.

That's why we use avatars, you silly bunny.

Pathological Serial Killer: The Other White Meat!

- Onsighting Crack of Doom at City of Rocks was an inspiring and much-anticipated (5 years) send. -Sending Latest Rage at Smith was a glorious moment, and my path into 5.12 (you can't buy one, I hear ) -Bouldering: Finally getting Ginsu Knife (V6) at Hueco Tanks 2 days before I left after being there for 2 months was a real upper, and at 30 feet long, no mean feat. -Working Japanese Gardens for a couple of years was disappointing (I never got it), but it gave me the head for trad leads and falling. -Putting up "Schleppin' For Hollywood" at Smith took a lot of work. At .11c, I didn't know if I was going to be able to do the F.A., but I got it.