Oh, sure the old "bound-to-secrecy", is it?
Yes, well that's the sort of blinkered, philistine, pig-ignorance I have come to expect from you secular types.
You sit there in your "secret moderators forum", squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist!
You whining, hypocritical toadies with your secret moderators handshake, and your "forum-access-rights-even-after-you-quit-moderating", you wouldn't let me join you, would you, you black-balling bastards!
Why, I wouldn't become a moderator-type if you got down on your lousy knees and begged me!
( monty python variation )