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Stay home and wait for the inevitable slideshow/TR

Cool. Going to see it on Tuesday. Wondering how much material is from "Dude! Where's my country?"

Where DeWaldo?

I was thinking about joining the services in my younger days, and when I asked my father about it, he said: "Be prepared to lose your freedom for at least two years." I ended up not joining because of that statement.

Jacket. Check PM's please. NOLSe, you owe me for the pad first, pal!

Awesome vid, Tim! Bluebird, J5 and corn! w00t!

Endless potential, especially around the point where Rat mentioned. I drove out there today, WOW!

Whatever, GottItDamnWrong.

Last weekend, Skyclimb took the old Ford out for a spin: :

Across the street...

I was in for a table saw injury at Swedish a few years back, and ran into this guy (who has to have the worst luck ever): He was a superintendent on a huge building project in Seattle, and his pager battery ran out. He happened to be on the platform above a huge demolition dumpster, one of the huge ones 20' X 50'. So he takes the AAA batery out of his pager and chucks it into the dumpster. The TRIPLE A battery impales on something and shoots battery acid right back into his eye! This guy is screaming in serious pain when I get there, he told me the story later in recovery. Note: Shoving a needle into a freshly tablesawed thumb to anesthize is BIG PAIN!!

Mud-covered, BBQ'd, cracker-choking

This one calls for young How do you tell?

Surely. I don't even mind picking the bones out, but the hair skim...

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Will you sign this non-disclosure agreement when I ask you for the password to all those old avatars?

Classic conservative, BTW.

Leave the last crux unscrubbed for the poor bastards. As well as a nice run-out exit slab (nicely gravelled and mossed)

Bogarts!

...and how!

Another to Steve and Tom.