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steel carabiners I once made a 4" piece of gear out of a short 2X4. It was before I could afford a #4 and I wanted to do Saggitarius. Never used it, but man, that thing was crap.

A friend of mine dressed entirely in pink and glued a wingtip to her head and went as "a piece of bubblegum stuck to the sole of a shoe" I thought that was pretty original. :insert ghoulish halloween graemlin:

A young lad seat himself at a bar, and the man next to him turns to him and says: "See that church over yonder, Lad? he says, pointing out the window, "I put me hard labor into the building of that church, aye. But do ya think they remember me as Flannigan the church-builder? Nooo! And that dock on yonder shore! I put some of the best years of me life into that construction. But do they remember me as Flannigan the Dock-builder? No! Not on yer life, lad! But help a sheep over a fence just ONCE!"

Now there's one that strikes home

Following someone once I had to clean some *ahem* rather well-set metolius curved stoppers. Man, I rued the day he bought those sumbitches.

Ban RUMR from the Freshiez forum.

Hilarious.

Brian's mother to a crowd: "He's not a messiah! He's just a very naughty boy!"

"We are French! Why do you think we speak with this outrageous accent?" King: "What're you doing in England?" French: "Mind you own business, sons of a silly person! You father was a hamster, and your mother smelled of elderberries!" King: "Is there someone else up there we can talk to?" French: "No! Now go away or I will be forced to taunt you a second time!"

That's Awesome, Matt

I was in this S & M parlor once, and this 6'2" Dominatrix came in with a tassled black one...

I like the one: "A Smart Ass is Better Than A Dumb Elephant" Saw one today: Save a Tree, Remove A Bush

And thus the suffering begins

"I'm sure you know what you're doing, but I wonder if you know what it means" -Casablanca

"Hey England, Scotland and Wales, mind your own business!" Good troll for climbers.uk

It does resemble somewhat the death throes of a collapsing system...

Ahhhh, the voice of reason is like the ocean waves splashing against the shores of my sensibilities.

David James Duncan That book gave me deeper appreciation for baseball.

Thanks for the tip!

Personal Rigging!

Parrot Training: A Guide To Taming and Gentling Your Avian Companion Guide To A Well-Behaved Parrot Mr. Murder Dean Koontz

An Old Chestnut, I know. But it IS chestnut season... Here's Mine: Others? Maybe You Had Already Thought Of This Knotted roping for difficult sections of approaches. Rope Rugs! Has anyone ever actually made one of these? Mtngrrl's Choice

...for ' really consider as an option.

Miller: (poking at burnbarrel with stick) "Ya see, the more you drive, the less intelligent you become." "I've always relied on the kindness of strangers" Elwood: We've got a full tank of gas,half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." Jake: "Hit it!"

This is actually a giant mechanical squid Mad Dr.Dru created...