lummox

if you cannot onsight a tr then you deserve to live with yourself.

i knew chile dick was gonna show up in this thread sometime.

that is cooler than "your name" on my ass.

japanese schoolgirls have been doing that for years.

okay. who has ever passed on some itchiness from poison oak to their lover? that always goes over like a turd in church.

the zit is cool. only thing is that i do not recognize the body part its on. where is that?

Its no fun to get that shit on your wang word. swollen and pus covered aint no fun. i got it so bad once my dick swelled and i hard to really push to pee. i got steroids to get rid of it.

the guns are stashed now. itzall cool. i think. foil cap back in place too. i think i will cover the ceiling with it just to be safe.

low angle slab is way sicker to BASE jump than that tall overhanging stuff.

i got a phone call this morning with the id 'united states goverment'. they hung up after i said 'hello'. wtf? are the fed bout to bust my place? is some intern makin prank calls? i am freakin.

this thread is engrossing or something.

but at least this years halloween costume is gonna be way fukin easy to make.

seriously though: you have two x chromosomes.

gottamed graffiti mutha fuka! aint it enough that you tag buses and billboards and toilet stalls but now you go and tag the mountains. you suck.

you know what really sucks? not a broken hold. or hangingout with people who can legally buy smokes and beer. it is that you think that bouldering crap is 'climbing'.

personal style issues?

you just check a persons reaction to jerry garcia.

what is funny to me is that you smoke some weed and get mellow and get munchies and test positive for weeks. but if you smoke heroin and cocaine you get juiced and you get shit done and are only positive for a couple days. fukin amateur druggies are sad.

goldenseal. dont believe the hype. if you are freaking about passing buy a test yourslef and see what you get. you might have just been smokin bullshit that wont show up.

dont do drugs? it kina depends on your job. goverment and military type jobs have a way high level of tolerance. that way if you go over there is no arguing about levels: you were fuked up so you are fired. private jobs make up their own rules. on the rumor side: i heard eating fats will help keep your body from releasing the thc. eat a big mac?

I'll have to try this shit on my girlfriend.. She chews right through that PVC shit. crack whore?

i cant count that high.

aint there some axiom shizzle about always having to bail if you carry bailing gear?

stringing your stash on a rope between two trees will work. but it has to be pretty high and far from the trees (like 15 feet).

windex is a pretty easy post exposure kinda clean up thing to use. sometimes you just cant avoid it. btw in drainages spring flood can strip the leaves off the stuff but the oils on the branchs will still mess with you. and with each exposure you get more sensitive it.