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  1. lummox

    Drug testing

    you just check a persons reaction to jerry garcia.
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    Drug testing

    what is funny to me is that you smoke some weed and get mellow and get munchies and test positive for weeks. but if you smoke heroin and cocaine you get juiced and you get shit done and are only positive for a couple days. fukin amateur druggies are sad.
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    Drug testing

    goldenseal. dont believe the hype. if you are freaking about passing buy a test yourslef and see what you get. you might have just been smokin bullshit that wont show up.
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    Drug testing

    dont do drugs? it kina depends on your job. goverment and military type jobs have a way high level of tolerance. that way if you go over there is no arguing about levels: you were fuked up so you are fired. private jobs make up their own rules. on the rumor side: i heard eating fats will help keep your body from releasing the thc. eat a big mac?
  5. I'll have to try this shit on my girlfriend.. She chews right through that PVC shit. crack whore?
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    Spray/Climb ratio

    i cant count that high.
  7. aint there some axiom shizzle about always having to bail if you carry bailing gear?
  8. stringing your stash on a rope between two trees will work. but it has to be pretty high and far from the trees (like 15 feet).
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    poison oak

    windex is a pretty easy post exposure kinda clean up thing to use. sometimes you just cant avoid it. btw in drainages spring flood can strip the leaves off the stuff but the oils on the branchs will still mess with you. and with each exposure you get more sensitive it.
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    TGIF

    GAME ON CHECK YOUR KNOT
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    smooth like jif

    ill be damed if i dont have my freak thing back on. wtf? all of a sudden i went from a stark dry desert of aloneness to a downpour of pretty women and transvestites and closet homos. now i gotta cut some players down to just the 'a' team. i feel dirty in a way that dont wash off with soap. i am going climbing this weekend with a rope. i hope all yall do somehting outside too.
  12. i think i saw that in pulp fiction.
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    everest sex watch

    breashears is playin annabelle like the pimp. go bro!
  14. i havent seen the photos. are they funny or what? seriously though: this 'chain of command' goes all the way to the commander in chief. some bodies better start resigning and shit. and no way to court martial: that abuse bullshit dont deserve any legal representation.
  15. i would tie off and rub out a last one before jumping into the void.
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    SKWERL ATTACK!!!!

    i heard a story of chongo getting in trouble in the valley for booting one of the football size snaffles right in front of a bunch of tourons. i guess that is bad form.
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    Ranier Beer!

  18. you are only as old as the one you feel
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    Social Security

    cash only
  20. lummox

    Social Security

    seriously. what are the odds that any of you will actually survive til retirement age?
  21. ah dammit man. i wanna hang with the cool kids too.
  22. who is the 'they'?
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    red hair

    of course i am screwed. i just asked about the desperate-lonely-guy call to someone with red hair cause i only dated one of them before and she was crazy as all hell. i guess all the women i have been out with have been.
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    Social Security

    i will not dance for the man. ever.
  25. lummox

    red hair

    you fuker. i actually looked for that title.
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