lummox

GAME ON CHECK YOUR KNOT

ill be damed if i dont have my freak thing back on. wtf? all of a sudden i went from a stark dry desert of aloneness to a downpour of pretty women and transvestites and closet homos. now i gotta cut some players down to just the 'a' team. i feel dirty in a way that dont wash off with soap. i am going climbing this weekend with a rope. i hope all yall do somehting outside too.

i think i saw that in pulp fiction.

breashears is playin annabelle like the pimp. go bro!

i havent seen the photos. are they funny or what? seriously though: this 'chain of command' goes all the way to the commander in chief. some bodies better start resigning and shit. and no way to court martial: that abuse bullshit dont deserve any legal representation.

i would tie off and rub out a last one before jumping into the void.

i heard a story of chongo getting in trouble in the valley for booting one of the football size snaffles right in front of a bunch of tourons. i guess that is bad form.

you are only as old as the one you feel

cash only

seriously. what are the odds that any of you will actually survive til retirement age?

ah dammit man. i wanna hang with the cool kids too.

who is the 'they'?

of course i am screwed. i just asked about the desperate-lonely-guy call to someone with red hair cause i only dated one of them before and she was crazy as all hell. i guess all the women i have been out with have been.

i will not dance for the man. ever.

you fuker. i actually looked for that title.

shit. i am fuked already.

prolly v2+ with that beta. thanks a lot for spoiling any onsight.

how long should someone wait before calling a red hair chick who ya just met?

ummm. looks good to me.

smelly bike seats

you can rig ankle stiffening things from the collars of an old pair of ski boots. kina like what granit gear offered awhile back. i first saw the homemade kind 20 years ago being used by a freeheeler.

i reckon that if you got your stuff in boxes and still do okay then you dont need any of it. simplify. or sumpin.

MOTHER AND DAUGHTER MAIMED FOR LIFE!!! THE TENACIOUS BASTARDS THEN ATTACKED WOULD-BE RESCUERS!!!