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  1. lummox

    My REI wish list

    where the fuk is it?
  2. i read this on bbc: so you girly 'in love' pansy men suck myself? i am raging with anger hormones i dont love anyone and i am not sure i even like me. and ima take a break from cc.com for the day before i get banned or sumpin.
  3. i actually understand the first nail being an 'accident' but nails 2 through 6 are more in the realm of 'die mutha fuka!'
  4. really close together only one anchor clipped. shadetree welded ring bullshit. virtually non serviceable biners. real hard to clip directly to hanger. in summary: dinner plate fish dance dirt napper gear.
  5. i like how cams down deep in a pack will shift so you get jabbed in the back but you are too lazy to repack so you just get angry at all the stupid mutha fukas in this stupid world and shit.
  6. try it yurself. thrutch this
  7. i got a pair of insoles from spenco. i like em.
  8. it aint the year. its the mileage.
  9. you will be able to free a huge amount of that route. a lot of the 'aid' is just a few bolt/rivet shizzle(though the second should know how to deal with jugging a traverse) cept for the couple pitches above the sandy ledges (the name escapes me) which you might french free cuz they are pumpy.
  10. here is the best one i ever seen for going out in style: banned by moderators for offensiveness.
  11. climbing doesnt kill climbers. climbers kill climbers.
  12. lummox

    Northwest Wimmin

    Spare some change minx? that shit aint funny.
  13. lummox

    Northwest Wimmin

    here are a couple of tips for the average male climber to help in securing dates: shower. shave. wear cologne and deodorant but not too much. lie about your hobbies. lie about your friends. lie about what you do for 'fun'. lie about what you think of babies. if in doubt then lie. tell them stuff about how beautiful they are. again: more lies. you get the idea. now go forth and breed.
  14. it is good. for cragging. now is great. later is hotter. then it cools off again. what boulder area?
  15. thanks dudes.
  16. you guys overthink everything.
  17. i remember when dmm did a bunch of tests on old tat. that shit held surprisingly big loads. and then some failed way low. but i aint ever heard of a biner failing under body weight.
  18. the website you found has a page that labels what i called joshua crack as 'robbins crack'. i dont know wtf its called i guess. though i notice the same page labels bachars 'hear the trane comin' as simply 'train'. gaytards? (http://www.giantsoftware.com/sdcc/climbing_areas/mt_woodson.html) and santee is pretty fun. bunch of stuff up near alpine and jalama too. or go to the beach for some chicas.
  19. dont have a guidebook or website. just stop on the highway near the firestation (it is on the east side) and walk up the road. there are signs. imo the easily accessible problems begin around joshua crack and higher up the road. the joshua crack splits a massive boulder and the west side is like 10a hands. it is around the first couple switchbacks. lots of highballs.
  20. i would like a cd r/w thing. prices vary from like $45 to $300. is a cheap one good enough for putting together music cds for road trips? i be lookin at staples btw.
  21. how do you practice vertical camping and hard labor? just get fit and do it.
  22. i would throw a kickin party for all my friends (both of them). bwahahah.
  23. pathetic rookie. what you do is pack a bunch of bulky light stuff in your pack. then you say 'ah shit. i dont have room for the rack. dude: can you carry it?'. got it?
  24. lummox

    Pusher

    wtf does the extended 'l' and '*' suposed to represent? more than kina gay.
  25. lummox

    i am freakin

    turns out it was a friend who works for the forest service giving me a call. that dude had me doing some scrambling today. it would even be funny if i fessed up to him that he scared the fuk outta me.
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