lummox

dont haul. plan on a day or two of climbing. the water source is a drip so it takes a long time to fill bottles. i think you can get some water down from the trail junction toward cloudveil dome. the death slabs kinda suck especially if you get lost but they are pretty quick.

wtf? you wake up this morning all huffy bout this shit thats been going down for months? you right on the ball there sparky.

beck and marylou: get a room.

timely as hell. you aint really ever wrote a guide before have you?

so what fucking month you talking about. those days of the week and dates are fucked up.

im up for a road trip to squish to loiter around and look menacing and shit. maybe lay some bait and bounce whatever grabs it.

heres ya some water purification: about four drops per gallon aint it?

dont wet yourself. you got months til you go. i say learn some spanish. useful shit too like 'pendejo' 'besa me culo' 'cabrone' 'quieres a coger?' 'chupa mi verga' an shit like that.

i aint gonna do anything until a porn star and a midget join the race. like in california.

fuckin a. some whining bitches you are. who gives a fuck about a store? or their stupid employees. i aint ever met a salesperson who know more than me. if you cant see how to take advantage of bigol rei you are stupid yourself.

youre avoiding the real tough question. and the answer to that one is 'dont get married.' meanwhile bang yur girlfriend as much as possible. and why would anyone want to spend time with a bunch of mongoloids? that whole place was fucked by the russians so take your misplaced guilt over being from 'the west' and cram it.

ya ya. i can still complain. i read about how the us army is gonna start putting up posters of saddam dressed in drag to try and piss off his supporters. thats some out of the box thinking for the goverment. and that shit will sell for a mint on ebay. speaking of killing varmints anybody put out their salt lick yet?

It's got a Queen! (Well, actually, it uses someone else's.) i seen some queens in canada. look like they get their makeup tips from divine. of course some of the straight women do too.

i had some housewife type flip me off for tailgating her goldbricking slow as hell in the fast lane cellulite dimpled ass. i jus laughed. tho i guess i could have followed her around and acted aggressive and make her shit herself. but i hardly get erect for that dom shit anymore.

my complaint about the bush administration is that saddam and osama (might as well add qaddafi) are still breathing.

who is looking at the mantel piece when thyre stoking the fire? or else just get the bj while looking at porn.

fyi, i aint canadian. but that country makes some good club soda and tonic water and ginger ale.

i chose 'lummox' cuz 'shithed' is hard to spel.

i actually dint know canada was its own country. it has a goverment too?

yea. and we be ignorant and have ignorance and not know about stuff too. and redundant

ive yet to see true quality tequila mentioned. you fuckers are totally ignorant. its actually pretty fucking hard to get a mass produced good bottle of mezcal or tequila (which are the fucking same thing cept for being made in different states) but 'casadores' 'cabrito' 'el jimador' 'don julio' and 'patron' are reliably drinkable.

clean your ropes if your rap device keeps getting worn. or are you climbing on sandstone a lot? the only steel rap device i ever seen is one of them bars that cavers use. it looks like a giant safety pin with bars that the rope is woven through. heavy.

you forgot about about selective service registration. the organ grinder is playing so dance for the man.

you live in squamish when 1: you reckon you had a GREAT weekend with your 40 or 50 best buddies beating the shit outa pathetic white boys from washington. eh guy?

when are the official timers gonna step forward? is there a 'wonderlandtrailin48hours.org' website dedicated to your new sport?