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lummox

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  1. yo beeotch! you dint ask no question in earnest. instead you wrote some kina mike myers/koffee klatch style smart aleck bullshit. for that you get my bullshit response. if you really want to know more about gear strengths and the effects of hitchs knot and wraps on those strength be straight up. if you concerned about girth hitch causing gear failure (fucking rare btw) avoid it by joining two slings by having one doubled.
  2. 6 biners and 38 feet of hemp rope?
  3. lummox

    slap down

    "I suppose the crux of their relationship is that to him age doesn't matter and to her size doesn't matter." -- Brittany Murphy, to David Letterman, on ex-boyfriend Ashton Kutcher's relationship with Demi Moore great to see celebrities using the public forum so vindictively.
  4. hell the fine is $10,000 CANADIAN dollars. how much could that be?
  5. lummox

    Sex Is Like...

    sex is like . . . i forget.
  6. yea. there i was this afternoon. clipping bolts. pulling down. getting pumped. the approach took minutes. i had to stop for a sip of water along the way.
  7. someone a little unclear on what 'totalled' means? btw. i saw a 87 saab yesterday for $1500. looked immaculate. i thinking 'portrero chico mobile'.
  8. topic: my dick suck it please . . . note: your stupid troll on girth hitching slings . . . no need to discuss.
  9. grow some balls. tell the fucker 'no' and if he starts giving you shit get all aggro. tell him youll get medival on his ass. if you want respect you gotta demand it. know what im saying. otherwise throw your fucking life out the window along with your pride.
  10. pretty much all crap. later losers. im going climbing.
  11. do you really have to ask?
  12. water is aid.
  13. you stupid fuck. since when has bethlehem been in egypt? it was fucking roman you twit. now go away.
  14. dude has lost it. prolly got a woman living with him and that kina shit. you know. purple and pink colored stuff appearing in the living room. assorted mysterious bottles and powders in the bathroom. leaving the toilet seat down. hes gone.
  15. bottom line: dont clean the chains. leave em alone cuz someone else might need them.
  16. wtf happened to the inyourfacefuckyouassholeikickyourass cpt. caveman? now its the shareyourfavoriterecipe cpt. caveman?
  17. no shit. blue is weird. i got this powerade drink mix that makes water look like windex.
  18. chain is cheap. an you prolly dint pay for it anyway. lower away.
  19. i carried about 2 gallons of water with me during a hike the other day. i dint drink nor even plan to.
  20. have your really thought about other foods you eat and what they resemble? gravy or mole sauce or a baby ruth bar. tapioca? brown jello is fuckin tame.
  21. go pee in the water.
  22. dont be giving out tips like that mother fucker. osama bin laden has operatives scanning the internet looking for just that kind of chink in the armor. loose lips sink ships.
  23. then theres that little bit about not being a naturalized citizen too.
  24. lummox

    birthday boy

    naw he wont need a therapist. just a kinky girlfriend.
  25. lummox

    birthday boy

    got milf?
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