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everthings relative ya pinko.

glad to know the outdoors moves you.

rattle the cage. rattle the cage.

what a life. you go girl. dance for the man.

who says i aint? i sport wood just thinking bout death march approaches and blisters and dehydration and sunburn and runouts.

fuckin asshole dad wont even let me put my chair on his precious fucking micro-deck. whata gaper.

stupid whiny fucking bitch. yea summer is gettin near over. thats when the fuckin bugs die and the best climbing starts.

clearly you aint a fan of sugar high c ya later.

dude. whoever did her work did a great job. i seen some really bad tit jobs and jennas aint one of em.

ass cleavage of britney spears: it brings me no comfort to share this unfortunate fashion trait with her. and prepare for calamity cause jenna jameson is contemplatin retiring from her film career.

i had me some fish tacos made with fresh sardines the other day. they were fucking great. wierd to eat bait tho.

hows about trout almondine? teriyaki salmon? orange-almond albacore with cranberry relish? the food dont really matter. its how your woman eats it that gives away her true appetite. if she digs in an is a little sloppy then get her naked fersure.

senator john kerry plays on boulders?

i just got tired of hormel and dinty moore. and jenos.

man who drive like hell bound to get there. bacteria only culture you have.

alright. with the albacore within 10 fukcing miles of the coast in some spots this is agood one. i give you the fuckin slam dunk gonna get laid main course fo dinner recipe: Caribbean-Style Albacore The low-fat yogurt sauce in this recipe is flavored with orange marmalade and curry powder -- a taste sensation without heavy cream or unnecessary fats! Caribbean-Style Albacore is especially nice with the combined flavors of the albacore, fruit and a little dipping sauce in each bite! 1 to 1 1/2 pounds Pacific albacore, loin cuts or steaks 1-1/2 cup low-fat plain yogurt 1 tablespoon orange marmalade 2 teaspoons lime juice 1-1/2 teaspoon curry powder 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 2 tablespoons lime-juice 1/8 scant teaspoon salt assorted fresh fruit Rinse albacore with cold water; pat dry with paper towels. Set aside. Blend together yogurt, marmalade, 2 teaspoons lime juice and curry powder. Chill for 15-20 minutes. Combine oil, 2 tablespoons lime juice and salt. Baste albacore with oil mixture. Place on well-greased grate 5-6 inches from hot briquettes. Cook 8 minutes per inch of fish, measured at thickest point, turning once and basting frequently. Do not overcook! Albacore should be pink in center when removed from heat. Serve with curry-yogurt sauce. Garnish with assorted fresh fruit such as sliced strawberries, melon and grapes. 4 servings. NOTE: Albacore may be broiled on a well-greased broiler pan 5-6 inches from source of heat. Follow grilling times and directions. combine this one with the curried watermelon recipe i give the other day. wine or beer or soda of yor choice. some homemade naan. fuckin a. your date be thinking you are wolfgang puck or some shit.

you as suave as andrew luster.

News Anchor Dan Rather, The Reverend Jesse Jackson, NPR Reporter Cokie Roberts, and an American Marine were hiking through the jungle one day when they were captured by cannibals. They were tied up, led to the village and brought before the chief. The chief said, "I am familiar with your western custom of granting the condemned a last wish. Before we kill and eat you, do you have any last requests?" Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like one last bowlful of hot, spicy chili." The chief nodded to an underling, who left and returned with the chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content." Jesse Jackson said, "You know, the thing in this life I am proudest of is my work on behalf of the poor and oppressed. So before I go, I want to sing "We Shall Overcome" one last time." The chief said, "Go right ahead, we're listening." Jackson sang the song, and then said, "Now I can die in peace." Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe someday someone will hear it and kno! w that I was on the job til the end." The chief directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder, and Roberts dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy." The chief turned and said, "And now, Mr. Marine, what is your final wish?" "Kick me in the nuts," said the Marine. "What?" said the chief. "Will you mock us in your last hour?" "No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the nuts," insisted the Marine. So the chief shoved him into the open, and kicked him in the #####. The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9mm pistol from his waistband, and shot the chief dead. In the resulting confusion, he leapt to his knapsack, pulled out his M4 carbine, and sprayed the cannibals with gunfire. In a flash, the cannibals were dead or fleeing for their lives. As the Marine was untying the others, they asked him, "Why didn't you just shoot them? Why did you ask them to kick you in the nuts?" "What!?" said the Marine, "And have you assholes call ME the aggressor?!?"

a 6% grade means it goes up (or down) about 6 feet for every 100 feet horizontal distance. thas all.

bummer that yur date didnt work out.

you stupid fuckers. that angle equals inverse sine of the ratio of elevation gain over trail length. you aint measuring 'run' you measuring the hypotenoos shit.

pingpong a la matrix shit: http://www.astercity.net/%7Etobik/pingpong.html

awnold announced hes running to run the state california seems determined not to let its reputation rise above that of a circus sideshow geek. like watching a train wreck. Conan, what is best in life? answer: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!

bout as likely as monkeys flying out my butt.

sucker. dancing for the man just aint where its at.