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it turns out that arnold cant resist pusy being dangled in front of him. guess hes not gay after all.

what? you just lay there?

fucking DONT put in wedge type anchors. spend the extra 15 cents and get a 5 part bolt which can easily be removed and replaced using the same hole.

i read that headline in the news and thought the poor kid was bobbitized.

is it 'kiss and tell' time already today? as if three viewings last night of 'american bukake 13' werent sex enough for a whole month. rub my nipples. im too sexy for my shirt.

sex is sometimes like this stupid thread: no matter how hard everyone tries it just dont work out quite right. in short, sex is like . . .[insert your own non sequitur]

dude. sooo many killer boulder problems have been sent.

oh. you dint write 'valid' before. seriously though. someones shit getting into someone elses gut is how people get sick (that can be from cows or beaver or some other animal. dont have to be human). no doubt the odds of shit ingestion are low when you are in the backcountry. i reckon most bouts of the squirts are from peoples own lack of handwashing after they wipe their ass.

almost all the water bad stuff comes from shit. so you can figure that someones ass is the source. thats what i thought more manufacture scare tactics to buy their junk. wtf asshole? you asked a dumbass question and i give you a straight answer then you get all nonsensical and shit. turd in mouth is how people get sick whether its cholera or simple e coli toxicity or the exotic giardia. was the city of detroit last week recommending that people boil their water as a 'manufacture scare tactic'? fuck no dumbfuck. truckloads of sewage had got into the water supply.

and kill this stupid thread

almost all the water bad stuff comes from shit. so you can figure that someones ass is the source.

sex is like fuck you.

oh hell yea i can 'use' ya. but in terms of your job skills any monkey can be trained to do that shit. that combinatorial chemistry shit is way last millenium.

and to think the goverment recommends bleach for emergency water purification! those lying bastard public officials. good thing we got your faulty memory so we know what to do.

i used potable aqua tablets a lot. they suck when they get old or the water is cold. they just dont break up and dissolve very well. aqua mira makes a 'stablized' chlorine dioxide liquid so dissolution aint a problem. clorox bleach will work too. its 2 drops per quart. 8 per gallon. i cant tell if the spring fresh formula tastes any better than the old school bleach shit.

straight out the half bag is drafty. and way the fuck expensive to buy new. i suggest chopping up a shitty bag from goodwill or one that got tore up already. then test it out yourself. more important than weight the half bag packs down real small. especially since you dont need a zipper.

and women too. too bad they got good taste in men. speaking of funny books i read a bit of ann coulters latest. holy shit. some a the shit she wrote was outrageous. like being liberal was akin to treason. and being a democrat meant you dint love your country. thats some funny shit. but i dont know if she was joking.

no its not. gots to objectify it all. in da mountains. wrath of god kina shit.

threesome with and

heres a little tip for ya: when ya drive through green river utah stop and get a melon or four. they grow some killer ones.

all bow before the keeper of the book of knowledge. i cant imagine the owner of wm trying to compete with beck. i mean marmot. the owner is a pretty strange bird and seems determined to keep his company small.

i read a book by gary paulsen last night. winterdance. looked pretty fucking unlikely as a good read judgeing by the cover. but its a great story. had me laughing into the wee hours. loudly laughing. tears in my eyes kina laughing. get it and read it your self.

just kidding around.

i watched this dude climb once who preracked all his gear according to what he thought hed place. and he put quickdraws on each piece and clipped em to his rope. i guess the idea was that hed just unclip a piece from his harness plug it and go. since it was already clipped on the rope. fucking funny as all hell when he got flustered when somehting got outa order.

maybe. prolly not though. i did get the email invitation to the memorial day boltfest when lone rock was opened up. i avoid that kina shit like i do the exgirlfriends i owe money to. if you gonna spend a couple weeks at the city take an afternnon to walk in and climb the lost arrow. sure its only 5.7 but cool. and climb the classics on elephant rock. backside of bath rock. parkinglot rock. incisor or morning glory. window. breadloaves. i like striped rock to tho only a few lines are worth it. ya gotta pay to camp at the city but the reserve employees are cheerful. btw. theres some fun boudlering and sportclimbing in twin falls. dierkes lake also has a swimming place thats a relief from a hot drive. its upstream from the falls themselfs.