lummox

dont know particulars about megalite. but western mountaining has high standards.

sound like both you and your partner are persnickety as all hell. transferring the whole rack to and from someones harness increases the odds of dropping something. and it takes longer. just ask the fucker to show up at your belay with the gear --all the gear: from his harness and cleaned-- on a sling so its ready to rerack. my petpeeve is my partner arriving at the belay to hand me a cluster of webbing and gear expected me to sort the mess they made.

the doors at dennys dont even have locks dude. comprende?

when you fall asleep you shouldnt drink anymore coffee.

yea. we all know bc is burning. but how is the drought affecting the burnage? good crop or bad coming on?

more than one time at band camp?

fucking a bilbo baggins.

there aint no mom or dad at the orphanage mother fucker.

reel on this

Easy to say what needs to be done...a whole other experience to actually have to treat a friend or loved one that is mangled up in your arms... whatever. i have dealt with mangled friends. and the overriding emotion i felt was anger. yea. fucking PISSED that they fucked themselves up. but i spose your the sensitive type. i reckon theres a story behind your comment too.

what are you talking about? cant you be a little more specific even ifn no one understand anatomy? but that shit aside. stay hydrated. rest the muscle and take some anti imflamatory shit. i personally thing range of motion exercies is good as long as it dont hurt. keep exercising other parts of your body. eat right. sleep well. think 'recovery mode' so you dont reinjure your self. good luck.

wilderness first aid? yea. if they not breathing start it. if they bleeding stop it. if they broke it make em walk to the trailhead. even better dont get fucking hurt in the backcountry. next stupid question?

wtf does that mean? your kids keep you and your wife acting like you all huffed out?

and then doing the fish dance. i think i prefer a partner whod try to keep my ass off a ledge with a grigri, or whatever.

wealthy huh? she got a sister? is her mom in good health?

no. it might be what the market is. but i wouldnt call that good. youll be spending bucks on repairs pretty soon with that many miles. youll be over 10k invested within a year i reckon.

i heard you can get coffee ice cream. now that sounds like the shizzle. whatever that means. i once ate a couple handfuls of these chocolate flavored expresso beans. thought i was gonna have a fuckin heart attack. i was all pannicky and shit. it was great.

off and on. you know how it goes: the common thread running through all my failed relationships is me. meanwhile im waiting for my cellmate. er. i mean my soulmate.

what a narcissist. whe should be happy youlll hang out wit her ever. she better be giving you good loving or give her the boot.

you think im married? thats the funniest thing i read in weeks

the wad a duct tape kina negates the whole 'lite' concept anyway. but you can use a couple hose clamps and a section of angle aluminum to keep it up a little longer. werent there be some old poles at a army surplus store?

grigri is bad juju?

thats the funniest thing i read in weeks.

fuck that 'underacheiver' label bullshit. i had enough of that in hgh school. and miss banks my guidance counselor can suck my chub.

duct tape and an empty can fixes more things than the handy man.