lummox

hey! howza bout 'dont fall' mother fucker?

party on!

this thread is way the fuck offbase. who the fuck cares how to 'reel in' a leader. the trick is in luring the fucker onto the sharp end in the first place.

beats me. and i do. and then at least im having sex with someone i love.

i wear ______ my helmet climbing ice and on loose-rock crags and alpine routes. and i think people who decorate their helmets with manufacturer stickers are lame.

your thinkgin of castle rocks just west of almo. theres a $3 parking charge. most of the developement has been done at lone rock. pretty fun climbs there. the land managers are seeing how it goes with licensing route developers at lone rock before opening up other areas for bolting. but you can still climb at other areas within castle crags. jut cant put in bolts. theres also a relatively new place to eat on the southside of almo. the city is a great place. much has changed since the 80s when camping was unregulated. but the climbs are always good. the granite is particularly featured so theres lots of great face climbs.

right in your eye.

you got some fascination with shit? you need to talk with your old lady about spicing up your sex life.

attitude. you do have an attitude. so do i.

i made no assumptions. guess youre no good at reading comprehension. havent heard that 'pop' yet have ya?

you trying to pick a fight? you dont know shit about me or youd back the fuck off.

call bd and complain like a mother fucker. faulty materials and shit like that.

the short version of the gao report is that the forest service collects just about as much money as they spend on collecting it. not unusual for the fs. i think its bullshit that money is being spent on visitor displays and shit like that while the maintenance bakclog lingers on. thats true for both the fs and nps.

1000 words

i did some driving recently. got to 95 in a 35 zone. it felt real good.

guess what? balloons are made from latex. from trees wouldnt ya know. whynt ya go tell some little kids the tooth fairy got his ass kicked by santa claus so santa went to jail and they aint getting no tooth money and no presents anymore. and dont forget to mention that ice cream will make em even fatter ya fucking killjoy.

battery powered huh? as opposed to what? gasoline internal combustion two stroke?

i ask a simple fucking question and you folks get bent outta shape. fromthe spuds i gleaned this is what the belayer has noted: 1: when he tried it he got gripped. 2: when his partner tried it he fell 'a short 10 foot fall' from a place where 'His foot was maybe 1 foot above the last bolt'. i thinkin that belay werent dynamic if you know what i mean. the belayer coulda reckoned just where the hard parts were and been primed to catch. didya? this kina shit always makes me sorry for the person hurt and question the competency of the person holding the rope. i done fucked up myself and got a partner hurt from me being too clustered at the belay to reel in more than an armload of rope when he fell. self reflection never hurt nobody. give it a fuckin try. believe me soctteryx. i could say a whole lot more shit about you posting story and pics of your buddy gettin hurt.

fucked up the belay didya?

that you continue to exist. id a thought youre final flip out was years overdue.

'More proof, I suppose,' that youre a fucking wanker who hates kids.

i witnessed someone saving a kids life. see this kid was playing with a quarter and sucked the thing in somehow. he was choking. turning blue. fucking parents were panicking. then this lady runs over and grabs the kids nutsack. she squeezes. then squeezes hard. the kid coughs up the quarter. after the parents chill the fuck out and thank the lady i walk over and ask if she a doctor or sumpin. she says 'goodness no. im a divorce attorney.'

i fell out the fucking tree and needed to climb back home.