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I re-read this and it pissed me off. You have no clue what a lot of the people who frequent this site are out climbing; much of which would cause you to shit yourself. So, young squab, remember that God gave you ONE mouth and TWO ears - translation: shut the fuck up!!! You've got those same two ears and one mouth, man. The way I read this thread it was all in jest. And you can't argue that there is more climbing than spraying going on. To imply that the younger you are the less you should say is bullshit. Jesus.

And how do you climb 5.11 without a harness? Just a swami? Or bowline? Hardcore, dude.

Come to the Stoned Gardens, VW blows. I'm not climbing because finals are coming up and I sprained my ankle. I did get out last weekend, though. And the Pub Club in Canada might work, but not if you aren't ninteen yet, like me.

I wanna climb the Girth Pillar. I think it would be fun.

It doesn't read MY mind. It keeps screwing up! Still, how does it work?

'Cause they killed it?

Hell, it's as bad as Sisters....

Not experience, but whatever: I tried it on, after reading some favorable reviews, but the fit is very strange. The arms seemed long enough, but even the XL didn't fit my forearms. The entire thing just fit strangely. For about $50 more you can get the Arc'teryx Sirrus SL which is lighter, Goretex, and has a great cut. Currently I use a Sierra Designs Peak Bagger, which I am reasonably happy with. Good luck!

Don't you put a HELL of a lot more force on a biner during a fall? Would you stop using a biner because you fell on it?

I was thinking Beyond......Fleece, that is.

Plus he's an immature dumbfuck.

I'm trying to work out the logistics of this one. Maybe my math skills are rusty, but I can't figure out how a face can have six established routes and only five ascents. -L Must be more than a little rusty...

In Lillooet I discovered why having an adze is an advantage. Sure, you might slice your face open, but I used mine to chop my Powerbars up. Seriously!

Thanks.

Subarus tend to work quite well in the snow, and they have nearly the clearance of SUVs.

Dru, I sense much anger and frustration....there is a disruption in the force. RESIST THE DARK SIDE!!!!

Eric, you're wrong. If you don't go on any trips, you will never have a bad trip.

Yes, I suppose it would, but then you will look like Ronald MacDonald, or at least like you were from the 60s.

And "randonee" is French for "Can't tele".

1636. I get hypnotized after a while and the copter crashes.

1031. Stop distracting me, I'm trying to work.

If you look at non-dairy creamer packages, you will notice that they use titanium dioxide to make it white! Like drinking paint!