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Is that like a tick list™ or a lick twist™ or what's going on there?

And a super tuff™ plastic bag.

And a snow shovel.

How hard could that be? Wait, is there a line forming now, right here, to do this thing? I'm bringing my lawn chair, a pitcher of margeritas and a camera to this event.

Tuff™: get to some interesting news. Tell us about the 500 lb block you pulled off yesterday that took a tree out and snapped it in 1/2. Wait, that was my news. (Can I get consideration for trundle of the year on it?) Major Spinchter tightening just from the sound alone. What do you have?

Yawn.

I wish some of you guys had real names. FYI wall update: Hugh, Jaben, Nat and I got the plywood on much like a room full of Monkees typing the great American novel: ie, Nat doing all the work and us competing with attempts at witty observations. Nat dude has got quite the little wall going.

Dude, how we gonna do this without the social director? Guess we'll make do without you anyway. BTW- Have I shared my story about the "Lil Red Hen" yet?

A good time was had by all last night. Thanks for the belays. Lets do it again tonight at Nats house. Anybody looking to help out is invited. All you young pups should show up with those strong arms and good conditioning thing that you all seem to have going and we'll screw plywood to his garage walls to help him finish his gym. Address is above.

6 SPEED BUMPS, But I'll look for the truck. thanks

Tawa... Twanaaa.....Touwanna.....TWan....... NOPE, can't do er.

Guess you won't be doubling up and sleeping with Dirty_Ernie anytime soon?

You are so shitting me. ? Best timing all year. Drug one outside last week and had to suffer hearing Jasmine complain "I just spent $300 on that thing last year!". "$300 , you didn't just toss it out did you?" "Uhhhh, Hey no worries", says I, "The lad and I will just fish it right back out of the trailer and drag it back inside." "Out of the Trailer", she replies ? "OUT OF THE TRAILER ?! "(imagine a look of "What planet ARE you from", "NO WAY YOU'RE BRINGING THAT BACK IN AFTER IT'S BEEN IN THE TRAILER". "Hey," I smoothly and calmly say, "there's nothing wrong with it, we can brush off the construction debris" (The lads keeping the head down and his mouth shut right now, I cluelessly ignore his cue). "NO WAY YOU'RE BRINGING THAT BACK IN AFTER IT'S BEEN IN THE TRAILER". "No hey it's OK really" I smoothly .......... "NO WAY" "But....I don't want you to feel bad or anything...." "NO" Point is: I have a newer Sealy posturepedic good enough to sleep on I'll tie to my roof and bring over. If nothing else I can practice my mattress moves and construction debris brushing while you dudes paste plywood to the walls. See you Wed. Tue John? You call the route. Anyone else? I've got clearance. 6pm for me.

So Wed. at nats, (5-8pm is good, I work till 5 so 6pm for me) tue and thurs real climbing sounds good, I might need to cancel some other stuff so I might be iffy tue and thurs. Q to the gallery, does somebody whos going to show have a 10'-12' stepladder? Nat says he has 6'ers.

Whatdda think of getting Nats gym up. He's suggesting Wed.

They are a little stiffer than most others as well. It's a definate safety feature as the gate will not break open as easy when you whip, but if I was going to be doing a lot of hard sport routes, I'd probably put a Petzel spirit on the clipping end of the draw or possibly check out the gate action on the other biners before I plunked down that much cash. I didn't really like the feel of the Heliums at first, but bought a few and carried them around for most of a season before committing to 40 more Heliums to upgrade my rack. I didn't notice the gate stiffness I observed on the ground while climbing.

Nat: check your email, looks like Sat will be good for inside garage work, rain forcast. Plans? Bring screws and screwguns and lets get her done? Let me know soon or I'll have my weekend hijacked by family real quick . Address and time details?

Awesome, I'm there. I can always cheer if the holds are too small.

I just voted this best hijack of the year to date! Love to head over there, esp. on those rainy nights. Brace yourself, John might ask if you have a drytool area.

What about a towel to wipe up the spray as well Rudy?

Please blame John Frieh, a little known fact is he's the Mother Teresa of PDX rockclimbers and the patron saint of drytoolers. I'm just a hanger-on. Good luck with your wrist, probably a good thing you're female, everytime a guy says something about spraining his wrist they get Rosy-Palm comments and xxx-rated ragged on by the peanut gallery. That and excessive comments. ps, if you do a search under "pub club" or "pdx pub club", you'll actually see that this thing has been dragging on for some time. You can also search for "bill is an asshole" statement and see how I react in a bar when my second beer is not brought in a timely fashion and the waitress walks by 3 times on a slow night and ignores Bill. Which also might explain my lack of climbing partners right now and the reason why it's not called "pub club" anymore. How about "fight night"?

What he said. Expensive, but I paid in the mid $8 range on special at MGEAR.com or Bentgate.com while back. Plus, they are off the hook for fondleability.

Yeah, it rained @ 3-4pm but then stopped - sort of. BTW Rudy - that dissertation was the short version. So you know, my internet to English Translator translates WTF to What the Fark. Fark will not translate.

Wayne, you are so buying the beer next time. $20-$30 an hour. Wow. Nice. I'm sure folks appreciate you mentioning it on this site, I hear Whirlwind is looking for work. congrats, BTW

Joseph, did you carry that puppy up Ephinedrine last year? How did it work out?