whirlwind

i think tex posted in the other thread as well, somthing bout how now the creek was going to be overrun with people becase of the guide book. i could be wrong but i don't feel like finding the origanal post

i would love to find a girl who's climbing streagths were my weekness and mine were hers, we would both get alot better following each other, and of cource a nice ass is a bounus

...revenge is the sweetest joy next to getting pussy....

Oh, oops. *scanning the script for next line* *AHEM!* All trad climbers are suck and only climb 5.8 because they are stupid and wear painter's pants! Go hump a hex, you Big Ditch-wet-dreaming rejects! i climb 5.9 thank you very much

you probly already got an ass load of pm's for this one, i have to ask what space you live in? and how often you get lost (climbing)?

from now till december anyone have a room or know of one that is open perferably cheap just need a place to sleep and shower won't be home to often between work and climbing

bla bla, and the title of this thread wont get there attention

cool i'll be able to make it down sometime after 6:30 or so maybe sooner( 4pm) depends on how much work we have to finish before the week end.

anyone have some time?

i think every one should shave there pubes and walk around bottomless, inorder to show how much we dislike bush

might have to settle for a plan old hand job

see canada does have an army, and we even wear green, and use ropes and stuff

hell ya i'm with ya ken

hey hey HEY!!! those of us from the Followers Depot sincerely appreciate the services provided by Ropegunz-R-Us. do we not faithfully clean the pitches you lead for us? carefully and attentively belay you? say nice things about your asses as we sit on ours? provide as much beer as is necessary to nourish our ropegun? in same cases even provide snacks and tasty treats? wear p'rana tops? spew encouraging although meaningless encouragement? provide you w/the opportunity to get in as many leads as you want? while at the same time providing an unending amount of adoration and adulation? sheesh! what more do you ropegunz want? as followers we give and give and give and still you act like this. just plain selfish! HMMMMPH! don't worrie there are plenty of us young guns that can't get enough .. i mean climbing in

soon bio disel prices will be able to compete with disel, right now bio is about 3 a gallon but thats is becasue there are no pumps and most, if not all of it is transported to people by trucks. bio burns sinifigantly cleaner and comes from a renewable reasource, you can also mix bio and regular diesel from 1% to 100% and it will burn in any diesel motor. the only down falls right now are price and at 100% bio you lose about 2 or so MPG

need i say more?

but i want meet chris tooo....

ok anyone else?

can be at index by 2pm on thur and climb all day fri

if drinking lots of beer and while watchin movies and dreaming of climbing counts as a weekend of empowerment then i guess it was

why do u think i posted it jeez

just relax

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wtf i already said i was going to vote this yr,