Hola!
I'm in Egypt, and I'm drunk!
Vital Statistics:
Stella Beer: horse piss....a friend of mine used to hold the bottles up to the light and claimed to be able to see straw from the stable floor. A lot of it is sold here. The question of the day: why???
Sakkara Beer: not much better than the above, although in a more appealing bottle with an attractive label. Rumored to be donkey piss.
Luxor Beer: a new brand trying to give the two above a run for the money. Not bad. Comes in a regular can and a tall "safari" size. They also produce a special wino beer called Luxor 10%....undrinkable...one swig and I was back to the safari cans full of the standard stuff.
Carry on....
your pal,
"Raindawg"
P.S.: I'm ddddrrrrrruuunnnnnnkkkkkk!