Dr_Flash_Amazing

Floyd?

Woohaa! That SuperGreg ... he be "banging" and shit! Fa rizzle!

Fuckin' criminy! That's crazy shit. The bastards usually just attack the coolers and the food boxes. Just strollin' up and grabbin' you outta your sleeping bag like M&Ms from the vending machine is pretty unusual ursine behavior. Apparently it does not pay to go to bed slathered in fish oil.

Quit whining. Activities participated in through 1965 includes soft iron piton-bashing, and siege-style ascents in wool knickers. You tradhounds should be dancing in the streets over this one!

Maybe it tops out?

Ah, how could RuMR resist the offer of a dace?

nice! Feh. The URL for the image has "JJ" in it. DFA guessed it lickety-split. Next time, please be more clever, at least clever enough to keep total loser hippie gapewads like Erik from guessing it .

Hey, you guys are all a bunch of too-easily-trollable dorks with no concept of ... hey, waitasec! What's this stuck in DFA's lip?!!

Any relation?

Better yet, Trask, who goes looking for this shit?

How?

Perhaps the Green Pepper, in Eugene, or Outdoor Wilderness Fabrics in Wyoming (both have websites where you can order a catalog).

Ooohhhh, that's one o' them dissers. Gotta hurt, gotta hurt!

Do it, Morris. Come on, champ!

"More frictiony." Hey, DFA climbed Thielsen a while back. Kind of a walkup. Is he part of this mysterious Cascade Horsecock Society now, or what?

Trask, what happened to that Cooper character you used to quote? This Hognutz wannabe just doesn't seem to have the same panache.

"Your sister was fine but now she's shit! SHE GOT BEAT BY THE UGLY STICK!"

Well then why doesn't howstuffworks tell you why stuff works, and how would it do so if it did?

Now what's it say, fucko?

Yeah, but how does howstuffworks work?

Damn skippy. Good on you, Trask. It's been, what, over an hour sans le drivel infantile?

That's an owl, is it not?

Clearly, the knowledge we can glean from this disgusting photograph is that three-buck helps you melt the fat right off, just by standing around in a parking lot, whereas being a doughy, pasty fucker is pretty gross. Kapish?

Oi! Oi! Oi!

"FROM YOU, ALRIGHT?! I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!"