Dr_Flash_Amazing

SPRAYHEM!!!

Dateless, huh?

A tree trimming pansy, uh huh.

No more of these girly feel-good happy threads. More sprayhem and destruction!

Well? Get on with it, let's not keep the people in suspense.

Waitasec, this is your thread. So where's G-Timz?

His Royal Plab/Playbness is absent from his own thread, at the hour we need him most! For shame!

Right, but if it's short for "Playboy", maybe it's pronounced "playb", and should have the spelling revised?

Cretin! Didn't your mother teach you to swallow?!

Wait, so is it pronounced "plab," or "playb"?

Give her a protein shake, trask-style!! Raw pork chop, bottle of Sunny D, couple glugs of MD 20/20, and a dash of A-1?

See. Why go that way? Why is it so natural to take the low road? "When in Rome," etc. etc.

Hey, Chunks, when all your climbing padnas are employed, you don't have much choice.

Just tell her she got played by the Trask Daddy Mack, just like all the others, and the only thing you'll be pulling for her is out so you can deliver the money shot. That oughta get her out of your hair, or back in your sinister love den, one or the other.

Too bad he was at home trying to wash jism out of his socks after last week's tube-sock love-in at Trask's.

Shut up, gunslinging John Wayne fetishist, sheepshagging alcoholic dropout, and tree trimming pansy! Go fuck your respective selves, or, for a new twist, your collective selves. Dr. Flash Amazing will now retire to the den for a fine ale and some literature, leaving you knuckle-dragging, poop-stained troglodytes to your lubricious devices.

RuMR, don't bother trying to reason with Greg. Dude's a fuckin' idiot, plain and simple. Get this, he thinks GUNS are gonna keep him safe, and that TAX CUTS are gonna help out America. Fool NEEDS to be worryin' bout that played out haircut and them wack shoes, nahmsayin'? Word. Straight-up scrub, that mo'fucka is.

Post a link next time, ballsweat. Sheesh!

Hint: not about badness!

TROGDOR

and Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIGHT! LIMOZEEN r0x0rz!

Burninate everything!

Hell, you can at the very least be thankful it wasn't "puppyporn" or "snafflefistingsheepfucker"!

Assorted employees of the PRG, who would be in the know as to that sort of thing. If DFA is not mistaken, Gary Rall (PRG owner guy) is heavily involved in the push to open Madrone, so the information would most likely have come from him. Also, a few acquaintances of the Doctor have been heading out there lately, and have encountered no hassling, ticketing, or quarrying. So now you know what Dr. Flash Amazing knows (well, to be sure, an infinitessimal sliver of what DFA knows, but you are, at the very least, up to speed on Madrone Wall access rumors); you may do with the information what you wish.

If hangers/bolts keep getting swiped/chopped, how 'bout throwing in some glue-ins as replacements? Most people lack a jackhammer or similar device, making removing glue-ins out of the average hackster's league. Do the glue!