Dr_Flash_Amazing

Perhaps y'all foodies need to be asking yourselves why you don't have something that's good enough to eat without being doctored up, hmmm?

Not Screeching Weasel's 'First Day of Summer'?

And guns. Fucking lots of fucking guns, with big bullets in 'em. *flag wave*

You're thinking of Traskolube.

trask, I never thought I would ever say this, but dude, you just made my day. If you think you're stoked now, ask him for the hum. Make him take out the dentures first, though!

One thing's for sure, he's obviously a genius without peer. Smuggling an ounce 'n' a half of weed through the metal detector wrapped in ... metal. Good show, ol' chap!

Oh, come on, GW; just pointing out how safe guns make our nation, and on a related note, how great it is to have one of the most powerful lobbying organisations in America facilitating and encouraging gun ownership and espousing the importance of the almighty firearm. It all fits together kind of nice-like if you think about it.

http://www.msnbc.com/news/936155.asp Looks like someone's getting their weapons pulled from their cold, dead hands. Too bad a few other pairs of cold, dead hands came out of the deal. Another victory for the pro-gun lobby?

"Gotta go Popo!" - Anon.

"step one: slit my throat step two: play in my blood step three: cover me in dirty sheets and run laughing out of the house step four: stop at Lake Michigan and rinse your crimson hands you took me hostage you made your demands I couldn't meet 'em so you cut off my fingers one by one"

Hmmm ...

^10,000,000,000,000

Fucking . Come on, people; y'all can do better than this.

What's this "was a nerd" shit? You're an engineer, dude; where d'ya think you fall in the social spectrum with that job title? Hint: no where near "stone cold mackasaurus" or "heptronic rad-daddy-o".

Stiletto, schmiletto. Looks like a pile, and slabby at that, kinda like Misery Ridge, except this Mt. Switchblade thingy doesn't have Eazy's Playhouse atop it. Waste of timeage.

" ... we rejoice in our sufferings, knowing that suffering produces endurance, and endurance produces character ... "

Joe Brooks, oh where have you gone, great sportsman? A true hero of our sport and our time; the consummate clipperchipper; a bold and free spirit. Sadly, Herr Brooks has hung up his Hilti and his Anasazis and drifted off into the chalky haze of a VRG sunset, never to be seen nor heard from again. Here's to Joe Brooks, wherever he may be!

Yeah, well, it seems to have gone missing.

Ha ha. You're late, ya turd.

Why do you love ?

Yeah, yeah, just trying to incite some debate, fuckryin'outloud. Being unemployed gets boring sometimes, y'know.

You gotta be fuckin' kidding this Doctor. Do we let any and all dubious behaviour go unchecked because it's just inherent in a child? Damn; if never taught otherwise, a kid will keep shitting in his pants, too. Inborn tendency, just let it be?

Sweet! We'll put you in a platinum blonde wig and 6" platform heels; call you Titsie Tradslot or some shit.

Heh heh. Didn't actually look at the link, just copied the URL from the MSN homepage and pasted it in here. Maybe AmazingCo. could aquire this "Clever Clubhouse", though. Looks like a profitable and socially responsible enterprise.

You understand, don't you, that we're talking about potential woman type candidates, right?