Dr_Flash_Amazing

nice! Feh. The URL for the image has "JJ" in it. DFA guessed it lickety-split. Next time, please be more clever, at least clever enough to keep total loser hippie gapewads like Erik from guessing it .

Hey, you guys are all a bunch of too-easily-trollable dorks with no concept of ... hey, waitasec! What's this stuck in DFA's lip?!!

Any relation?

Better yet, Trask, who goes looking for this shit?

How?

Perhaps the Green Pepper, in Eugene, or Outdoor Wilderness Fabrics in Wyoming (both have websites where you can order a catalog).

Ooohhhh, that's one o' them dissers. Gotta hurt, gotta hurt!

Do it, Morris. Come on, champ!

"More frictiony." Hey, DFA climbed Thielsen a while back. Kind of a walkup. Is he part of this mysterious Cascade Horsecock Society now, or what?

Trask, what happened to that Cooper character you used to quote? This Hognutz wannabe just doesn't seem to have the same panache.

"Your sister was fine but now she's shit! SHE GOT BEAT BY THE UGLY STICK!"

Well then why doesn't howstuffworks tell you why stuff works, and how would it do so if it did?

Now what's it say, fucko?

Yeah, but how does howstuffworks work?

Damn skippy. Good on you, Trask. It's been, what, over an hour sans le drivel infantile?

That's an owl, is it not?

Clearly, the knowledge we can glean from this disgusting photograph is that three-buck helps you melt the fat right off, just by standing around in a parking lot, whereas being a doughy, pasty fucker is pretty gross. Kapish?

Oi! Oi! Oi!

"FROM YOU, ALRIGHT?! I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!"

Geesh, how about 'That .10d Route' at Smith? Apparently someone's eye for an aesthetic line caused them to overlook some of the shabbiest rock at Smith. Oh, it looks like some of the nice, solid red stuff, but it crumbles like the yellowest of SmithMud . First damn hold on the route, nice big undercling flake? Loose. All the footholds at the bottom? Loose. Innumerable other sidepulls and edges? Loose. And gritty. That bomber thank-God sidepull just above the mini-roof at the top? It's on the trail somewhere. Climb it soon before it turns into .13c, if you're dumb enough to climb it at all.

It takes some gumption to get up close and personal and cut somebody up, to get that imploding-melon feeling of bat-to-skull action in your hands, blood spattering your face, etc. DFA would counter that the removal from the gritty realities of the act that a firearm allows, coupled with the aforementioned convenience and efficiency (and of course the ready availability of guns) makes it much easier and more attractive to lay waste to your fellow humans.

Calanques!

Closet Republican.

If guns ownership was removed, I reckon stabbings and 'alternative' forms of homocide will rise to compensate. Guns just happen to be really convenient and efficient. This has got to be irony right here. Please say that it is. Because you couldn't possibly actually believe that. Could you? Convenient and efficient, convenient and efficient, convenient and efficient. The same motivating factors behind pay-at-the-pump, U-Scan, sport climbing, the automobile, etc. etc. etc. Fuckin' A, people; a convenient and efficient killing implement makes it gobs easier to decide to kill someone. Fuck guns.