Dr_Flash_Amazing

Ba-dump-bump, CRASH! *cue laugh track*

"Come to impawards.com for one of the web's largest galleries of movie posters"

30 seconds 'til the "your mother" quip.

Good, Trask; you just keep letting Word think for you, and DFA will keep pointing out that you're an idiot. How'll that work out for you?

A typical key-punching Mac geek This Iain knows not of what he speaks The poor chap's spent his load Wading through too much code He's brain-dead, and hasn't showered in weeks

This is doubtless another piece of cheap Defense Dept. propaganda, meant to keep us interested in and supportive of our country's absurd occupation of Iraq. Hey, on that note, send THESE PEOPLE some dough for the new "Misleader" advertisement they're putting together. Good organization; they're putting GW's feet to the fire, and making him look like the lying ass that he is. Righteous!

Speaking of dumb fuckers, Trask: "For you fucking college boys who can't spell." Next time, get your shit right before you go talking shit.

This RobBob's a curious fellow When insulted, he'll yell, snort, and bellow Spastically, he cavorts Sometimes staining his shorts Like just now, as you see, they've turned yellow

A down-on-his luck lad was RobBob So to earn a buck he took some odd-jobs Made five bucks shucking prawns And ten more mowing lawns And for fifty, he gladly slobbed Greg's knob!

Corona?! Sorority girl!

Here, friend, why don't you head out in the back yard, seek out your diminutive pecker, and go piss in the wood chipper. Uncultured tree-jockey.

*beeeeeeeeep* Hey, Greggy-weggy-weggers ... it's your Rude-duder ... hey, sorry about last night, I just don't know what to say. When you started talking about Big Bros and wide cracks, I just couldn't help myself, and I just ... I got carried away. I won't ever make you do something you're not comfortable with ever again. Unless you want me to, you big snuggly-wuggly-buggly bear, you. Call me later, sugarbombs. *beeeeeeeeep*

There goes their credibility. "Bonair - enjoyed by crass simpletons from Seattle to Salem! Steal a bottle today!"

Duly noted. Tried the Bonair (huh huh, you said ...) Merlot at some friends' house in Tacoma around Christmas. Fair drinkable stuff, it was. Thanks for the recco's, y'all. And in return, might DFA suggest the Geyser Peak Sauv. Blanc. Their Cab is also a goodie.

-punter

Why those saps waited for that lousy Texan shortcutter is beyond this Doctor's reckoning. They shoulda stole his water bottle and bailed!

Bitchin'. Duly noted. What's this Cavit business?

Yeah, OK, a Pinot Gris. Now how 'bout you recommend one?

It's interesting, this nicely mirrors the sport/trad debate, vis-a-vis the impact of conveniences such as bolts or pre-placed draws on the legitimacy of the ascent. As an avid sport climber, however, DFA recommends taking the chairlift and goin' with the local ethics, or whatever makes sense for you.

Ah, man, cut the Doctor some slack, eh? It's about 900 degrees in here, it's too hot to climb out there, it's too hot to get any sleep ... lethargy, ennui, catatonia. Anyway, familiarity has bred contempt for the verbose and lengthy twistings of wit of days gone by, which postings were mostly lost on the sub-average sub-basement-dwelling sub-humans at which they were directed anyway. Also: 1. Who has some good under-10-dolla' white wine recommendations for this ungodly hot weather? 2. Try the New Zealand sharp white cheddar down at Wild Oats. Delicious, and not such a crude, in-yer-face sharpness as most sharp cheddar. A smooth sharpness, if you can imagine such. Swell on quesadillas or solo.

There's your answer right there.

Perhaps soon they'll get over the idea that anyone gives a shit about them at all any more. Honestly, who can keep track of which one of these morons has fucked up which way lately?

Get talked into taking the strap-on, did you?