Dr_Flash_Amazing

Oh, sweet, it's a political thr...

Insta-gators?

Did this kind of circle jerk take place regularly at EP back in the day, and, if so, which one of you punters had to drink the spunky resin? Or did that just strengthen the mix?

Is a gator in polypro worse than gaiters over polypro 'n' shorts?

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You probably still think digital watches are pretty neat, don't you?

Not to give your gun-toting, Bush-voting, lefty-slip-up-noting ass any more, er, ammo, but, damn...how stupid can it get? Did these whackjobs think that gummy candy was going to influence a generation of youngsters to mutate into deranged drivers hell-bent on tire-tracking the back of every cat, 'coon, cassowary and crawdad in the neighborhood? Bah!

Right, the flaw being that our society, or at least the policymakers as influenced by the prison-industrial complex (incedentally, DFA typoed that as "prison=industrial" the first time...coincidence? Nah ...), seems to value punishment over rehabilitation. Nice intersection of iron-fisted puritan pseudomorality and the time-honored corporate tradition of placing profits before people.

What's yer beef with EP grips? This Doctor happens to rather like their new shizzle, 'specially the rails and cobbles, which seem to be a righteous combo-nation of good texture, good shapes, and interesting/fun features.

Articles about climbing bulletin boards are bullshit. Five pounds of bullshit in a cellophane baggie.

Climbing bulletin boards are bullshit. Two pounds of bullshit in a one-pound bag.

1-800-EAT-A-BAG-OF-DICKS

Holy double-identity/secret life scandal!

Retro stylee with the page toppa!

"You can't stop here! This is bat country!"

Has your wife named the trees yet?

Op-Ed piece on combat death benefit.

The secret to Texplorer's success?

Did Andy Rooney really spout all that narrow-minded, right-wing, racist filth? Someone oughta stick the old coot's head in the toilet for that bullshit. Why not just come out and say "I hate niggers, faggots, and poor people...now where's my white hood and kerosene?" Piss poor.

Nonsense; the Doctor always uses the "we" in reference to himself and his better half. You just haven't been paying attention, you heartless knob.

DFA don't have no alpine arete stories, but the good Doctor has been on Das Blade. The guidebook does such a splendid old-school sandbag job on that one..."surprisingly technical for the grade"...more like surprisingly harder than Chain Reaction for the grade. The Doc almost made it to the second bolt before making L.C. finish it, and barely made it up the thing on TR. Apparently, Slit Your Wrist is pretty horrendous for .13b, as well; little surprise there.

DUCK AND COVER, BITCH!

No shit! Every time Dr. and Mrs. Flash Amazing drive by that thing, we shake our heads and wonder what that crap is. No indication of what four pieces of monumental sculpture are doing there on the side of the freeway. Are they commemorative of something? Purely aesthetic? And whoever installed it needs a good talking to, 'cause it's a really boring, poorly composed installation. "Oh, let's put these three tall things in a row here, and then we'll plunk this big eagle in a Plexiglas box down over here facing the road, and fire big spotlights at all of it at night. And how 'bout some flagpoles thrown in for good measure?" It looks like a bunch of stuff that's been tossed into someone's garage or something.

Freaky-ass. Gah. You can almost feel the mold sloughing off the ceiling and into your lungs, and then the panic setting in as your vision begins to blur and your breathing becomes labored and erratic while you speed back down the two-lane country road to the nearest medical facilities some fifty miles distant. Yeesh.

Rocky Butte: Nestled on the dark, dank side of the butte, base strewn with all manner of mouldering detritus, awash in freeway noise, a stone's throw from a sketchy cul-de-sac and an unsavory stretch of NE Sandy, routes covered in dirt washed down from above, and sometimes broken glass, stories of anchor tampering/theft, and a smattering of uninspiring topropes. Underrated? Hardly.