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[ 09-26-2002, 10:53 AM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

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"Now as for all of you that view all power generation and progress a terrible thing. Stop and think what your negative attitude would do if applied correctly to actually help put progress to work in a healthy way. Knee jerk attitudes on both sides just results in neither side listening, so we end up with very little to zero change in the way big business operates." Shut up before the Doctor punches you square in the nose, you fossil-fuels tool! [ 09-26-2002, 10:31 AM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

Off, you might be right, but the Doctor is not sure. It's not entirely impossible that you're correct.

quote: Originally posted by trask: Figures that'd be your answer you unimaginative fudgepacker. Any other "good buddy" names you'd like to drop? Go toss some salads, numbnutz.

Did someone say conglomerate? Viva El Maple!

quote: Originally posted by trask: Who gives a shit, live for the moment. The world is my garbage can. Is that somehow analagous to the fact that you're the world's cum-Dumpster?

MINNEAPOLIS -- Trask spent the night in jail facing a possible felony charge after being arrested for allegedly pushing a traffic agent a half-block with his car. The arrest could keep the Cascade Climbers-dot-com star sprayer out of today's sprayathon against the climbing community at large. The 27-year-old agent stepped in front of Trask to stop him from making an illegal turn in downtown Minneapolis, and Trask used his 2002 Lexus to slowly push the officer a half-block along the street, stopping when she fell to the ground, police spokeswoman Cyndi Barrington said. Barrington said Amy Zaccardi is a city employee but not a police officer and was not seriously hurt. Witnesses called the situation "surreal'' but said it was clear Trask did not intend to hurt Zaccardi. Police arrested Trask on suspicion of assault with a dangerous weapon, a felony. He was being held in Hennepin County Jail early Wednesday. Barrington said the county attorney would consider charges. However, ESPN has learned that police intend to charge Trask with second-degree assault, a felony. "Obviously the media will make this a high-profile case, but we will handle this as we would any civilian who was arrested on an assault case," she said. Late Tuesday night, a CC.com source told MSN that Trask flatly "denied doing what the police said that he did." Meanwhile, CC.com issued a statement that said they wouldn't comment about the incident until it had gathered more information. Cascade climbers' regular Dru declined comment Tuesday, but the Minneapolis Star Tribune reported Wednesday that a person with knowledge of the situation told the newspaper that it is highly unlikely Trask will post today. Trask's agent, Dante DiTrapano, had been in contact with the player Tuesday but declined comment. Jerry Hullerman, 46, said he saw the incident while parked near the intersection. He said the agent was facing forward while sitting on the front of the car with one hand on the hood and the other hand on her radio as the car pushed her along. After a few seconds, Hullerman said, the man in the car tapped the accelerator and knocked her down. "She fell flat on her face," Hullerman said, adding that the driver didn't get out of his car. Hullerman said squad cars arrived seconds later and officers took Trask into custody. Trask, 45, is in his fifth year with cc.com and is the board's highest-paid poster. He signed an eight-year, $75 million contract last year. He set an internet record with 5,396 posts in his first four seasons as a pro and is the only bulletin board poster with more than 1,000 posts in each of his first four seasons. Trask has scored more disses since his 1998 debut than anyone except cc.com genius Dr. Flash Amazing. The board is off to a slow start, its worst since 1967, and Trask made just four disses for 16 total in Sunday's loss to total boredom. Trask has been in trouble before on and off the internet throughout his career. He squirted a hooker with a water bottle in 1999 -- which resulted in a $25,000 fine from the Call Girls' Union -- and verbally abused corporate sponsors on the internet in 2001. The last infraction resulted in cc.com fining him $15,000 and forcing him to attend anger management classes. He had a scholarship revoked by Notre Dame in 1995 after being charged with beating up a high school classmate in Rand, W.Va. Trask pleaded guilty to battery and was sentenced to 30 days in jail. He was allowed to defer most of the sentence until after his freshman year in college. He went to Florida State, where he bullshitted his way through the season but was kicked off the message boards for violating probation by smoking marijuana. That got him a one-year jail sentence, which was reduced to about one month of time served. Virtually out of chances, Trask logged on at cc.com and quickly became a star. Last year, Trask drew criticism after telling reporters that he posts when he wants to post. "There's nobody here on the face of the earth that can make me sit here and post bullshit,'' he said. "I can sit here on the couch and suit up and stand on my head and beat off. At my highest level? I don't know. If I want to sit here and post at my highest level, I'll do that." He also has taunted opposing posters and bickered with friends. But after Dru was appointed head cc.com'er in January, Trask stayed in his room during the rainy season and worked out his shit-talking routine most days at the community college computer lab. "By me coming here and working out my disses with most of the young guys, I guess that's just showing them a little leadership and how bad I want to win a Nobel Prize for Bullshitting,'' Trask said in June. [ 09-25-2002, 01:23 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

Shit, with bow hunting you get to brag if you even get close enough to something to actually let an arrow loose, let alone actually killing something. Hella balls harder than busting caps at them furry critters.

Salmon Tastes Fairly Unique? Submit Trask For Urbanization? Swim Through Fjords Unclothed? Slide Trombones From Uganda? Salivating Terriers Fornicate Upstairs? Salacious Tales Fucking Unbelievable? Savage Taunts Frighten Unicyclists? ..?

quote: Originally posted by trask: This is the only business I have with sheep Flash. Taking the males from behind while you hold them at gunpoint? [ 09-25-2002, 10:30 AM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

quote: Originally posted by sk: and all this time I thought you had a whole crew of "Alpine Hookers" what happened to them??? Oh, you mean these beauties here?

quote: Originally posted by trask: This site sux. The pussies on this site suck. Is this a rough, tough mountain community or just a bunch of kiss ass church going pussy, mountie wanns-bes. I think you're all dirt bags and can kiss my sweet ass. Eat shit and die and shove your bolts up your ass. Sport climbers have taken over and they should be shot, skinned and neutered. I hate you all, trask Jeez, trask, blue balls this early in the morning?

"Anyone know how long those routes were in place prior to getting chopped? Has the installation/chopping cycle been repeated before?" It's about time someone did the right thing and chopped those atrocities. If you don't have the wherewithall to climb a large concrete freeway support column in its natural state, DON'T CLIMB IT! Modifying these routes ruins the possibilities for future ascents by those who can climb at that level, not to mention causing huge access problems. Do you want to see classic areas like the 405 corridor in Portland, I-80 in San Diego, or some of the old-school parts of I-5 in LA closed down because you Mountain Dew-drinking jerkoffs with your twee little outfits had to bolt your gay little blobs of plastic all over them? Honestly, the Access Fund works VERY hard to keep our freeways' structural supports open for you to enjoy; the least you all could do is show enough restraint to keep them natural and open for all of us. In fact, the Doctor was having coffee with his good friends Reinhold Messner and Yvon Chouinard just the other day, and Reinhold said something about the pristine new columns out at the PDX parking structure and how he'd like to bag the SW face of the third column from the corner on the East side, and Chouinard told him that the columns were closed to climbing because someone had bolted some holds to them. Man, Reinhold looked like he was going to turn into the Incredible Hulk; veins sticking out of his neck and all that. "If I am finding out who puts the plastic for the climbing on these beautiful column, I am smashing them like rocks falling from the Eiger, ja." It was a powerful moment, and a good reminder that people need to think twice before defiling innocent concrete just to fulfill their own egos. This has been a public service announcement from the Dr. Flash Amazing Free Freeways Climbing Coalition. Thank you.

It's hopped up on goofballs, goofball.

*boost*

Did someone say "pissing match?"

quote: Originally posted by Fence Sitter: you are one to talk about being a hippie you left wing fuck! You're the one talking about smoking pot, which is the cornerstone of hippie existence, pal. DFA simply holds beliefs such as war is crap and the government is often full of crap. Sure, hippies might share those views, too, but they're usually too high to say much besides "duuuude. The government's, like, harshing my vibe, dude. Hey, gimme those chips, brah." So, you're more of a hippie than DFA. Go groom your dreads so you can head out and bum change with your dog, you stinky loser.

Isn't that a 'hawk? Looks like Lars Frederiksen. "took the 60 bus outta downtown Campbell Ben Zanatto he was on there he was waitin' for me" [ 09-24-2002, 03:56 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

"are you calling water bong usage 'bad advice'? bad form....bad form indeed " Die, pot-smoking hippie freak! [ 09-24-2002, 03:46 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

Looks more like a cartoon crab with no right claw holding a beer.

Don't forget that you also jump in your hot tub (not Jacuzzi) after a long day of photocopying (not Xeroxing) the ascenders (not Jumars) that you're trying to sell.

quote: Originally posted by Dru:  Snaffle-squares? Is this some sort of new mountaineering food?

Slabby choss pile. Where's the steeps, man?