Dr_Flash_Amazing

Dru is a poop.

Uh huh.

Does it take you long to switch genders like that, Traskaisy?

quote: Originally posted by daisy: Here's the last guy I slept with. He's H-O-T hot! Look at those tights! And that hair! Whatever you say, you little freak.

quote: Originally posted by trask: Oh lookie, it's my hero, that incomparably sexy genius, Dr. Flash Amazing; showing off. Oh, I could just faint from delight! *squeal* Thank you very much, Trask; that's quite flattering. However, that's Arnold Schwarzenegger there, and not DFA. [ 10-02-2002, 04:15 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

That website is insane. Whoever is responsible should be dosed with Thorazine immediately.

Trask, your charisma is a source of inspiration to everyone! Keep up the good work, tiger!

Naturally. Dr. Flash Amazing's inherent charm has been the cornerstone of his astonishingly successful life and accompanying fame.

Um, a quick check of Mr. Caveman's address reveals a highly suspect zip code. Add to that the Captain's disdain for the bolt, and you have yourself fairly convincing evidence of a hoax!

Well, Trask, you're just mean, plain and simple. Hmph.

Brilliant. Do tell, have you always been such a master of the witty repartee? DFA guesses it was charm school, no?

You're a real peach, Caveman. Are you this cute in real life, too, or just on the internet?

That's your hero, genius. Why don't you pull your head out of the "cave" and pay attention? [ 10-02-2002, 02:03 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

Don't talk shit, Iain, or DFA will feed you to the

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: No problem but next thing you know Dr Fart Amoron or Sexual Buttnugget will use it as a quote Gargle jizz, Captain Cumstain. [ 10-02-2002, 02:02 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

quote: Originally posted by iain: quote:Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Dr. Flash Amazing new he had DFA = SK's new avatar See? See what happens when you slum around this joint? Degradation, friends, pure and simple.

Thanks for the link! DFA likes what he sees. Metaline Falls looks especially good (and steep ). Anyone know where Metaline and Marcus are in relation to civilization, i.e. SeaWA or PDX?

Dr. Flash Amazing knew he had hit rock bottom when he stumbled upon this pathetic, debauched affront to the art of written communication and the sport of climbing. Congratulations on providing the medium in which grows the mold and fungus of human interaction. Love, Dr. Flash Amazing [ 10-02-2002, 01:22 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

Meg er en smart Normann. Unfortunately, Dr. Flash Amazing's knowledge of Norwegian is limited to phrases similar to that above, and only useful for playing The Dozens with kindergarteners or the mentally deficient. Jeg er en lutefisk.

Oh, of course. Dr. Flash Amazing would enjoy nothing more than spending a weekend as the central target of public ridicule for a large group of intoxicated and hostile trad climbers. Oh, wait, DFA is having his toenails pulled out by tree sloths on Quaaludes that weekend, and will be unable to attend.

What kinda climbing? Hopefully some TRADITIONALLY PROTECTED MULTI-PITCH SLAB ROUTES! Ha. Ha. Haaaaa!!! Seriously, though, what kinda rock, what kinda climbing, etc., etc. Also, welcome home. Dr. Flash Amazing cares.

*engaging troll-o-matic 6000* Fred Beckey is a weak-ass gaper! *disengaging troll-o-matic 6000*

Alpine sport routes! Body-length bolt spacing with 1/2" stainless steel glue-ins and four-bolt belays for convenience!

quote: Originally posted by freeclimb9: that's a lot steep. Even in that funny Canadian kind of money. What? According to the Doctor's rudimentary calculations (charred stick on stone tablet, Egyptian numerals, etc.), that's about $10 US, right? Doesn't seem so bad ...

Who's this McDermott fellow, please?