Dr_Flash_Amazing

Nah, it's all about bagging the anchors. And trask's mom.

quote: Originally posted by RuMR: Whoops Try this one... Yyyoooowwwwza! Long way down!

Baby wipes - instant bath, and not likely to be confused with/misused as a potholder after scrubbin' your naughty bits with it.

Wouldn't that be "thankth for athking?" Mr. Thuper? Thith thread'th thtupid.

tsetse

Ah, yes. The Doctor almost blew the flash at the long jug move, too. Lost the ability to claim onsight after watching the video of the route on smithrock.com and seeing Lawson huck for the jug. DFA remembered that tidbit as he was getting ready to give up, and decided to try the hucker, which paid off with the sharp bucket. It's definitely in your face right there. Shabby footholds for a couple moves, too; the Doctor was skating all over the place. You ought to take a spin on Purple Aces over at Shipwreck. Similar climbing, vert to off-vert, with a bit of physical stuff at the bottom and then an unnervingly blank and tenuous finish. Super fun; that route doesn't see enough traffic.

Heh, heh! Naturally, who could resist a little jab at the "other" side!

We already argued the tar outta this one in that other thread, so DFA will pass this time, thanks. He posted the link so that those who are interested can add their names to the list, for what it's worth.

quote: Originally posted by trask: Hippieshit Hmmm ... how about "What does trask smell like?" Alex?

quote: Originally posted by crazyjz: I found a #1 Clog cam after it bounced off my head at the base of GNS.

quote: Originally posted by trask: don't you mean "fudge" -- packer Swallow poo, wanko.

quote: Originally posted by sk: nope... not what I had in mind... I just mean that he is being overly exacting and he is picking on me (whaaaaaaa) But who could resist?

that the key link between my past memories and my current situation lay in the "beating to a bloody pulp" area, and so without further ado, I dropped from the branch (only slightly pumped, despite having hung there for the better part of four hours, I'm such a hardman) and ...

Uhh, didn't he ask "what?"

showed up in full riot gear, guns drawn. They tackled the priestly pervert and gave him a sound beating, and then confiscated the offending video cassette, and left us all standing there gaping as they took off in their shiny black helicopter. "Damn," I said, "that was ... [ 09-23-2002, 04:47 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

Drop a TR on Liquid Jade while you're over at Shipwreck. That thing's got great rock, and it'll get you thinking AND put you to work.

"frosting the Mini-Wheats," as he used to call it. Of course, he met his downfall when, after coercing me to film him participating in some back-door snafflehound lovin', I stole the tape, which "mysteriously" resurfaced at the Youth Bible Camp that summer at what was supposed to be a showing of 'The Ten Commandments' starring Chuck Heston. Naturally, this didn't go over so well with Father Friendly, but ...

picked up his small snaffle guitar, and began to sing ...

not unlike the pain experienced while peeing when one has the clap. Of course, the whole thing was now moot, as I remembered my trusty sidearm, a ...

quote: Originally posted by Dru: fast food concept: if its fast, the fact its shit wont matter cause my time is too precious to waste enjoying eating. that said there are times when its nice to grab n go. True, there are times when it's nice to grab 'n' go. Like when you're in Hawthorne, Nevada, and the only place that's open is McDonald's. But knowing what DFA knows now about those monsters, it will be difficult to support in good conscience their quest to reduce workers to dispensable, minimum-wage automatons.

a couple cups of Chardonnay, with finely chopped garlic, red onions, and salt. Of course, one must cook the little fellows thoroughly, or you risk contracting ...

quote: Originally posted by Dru: Incisively, lateral inquisitiveness kills emotion. The other sequel makes one keep everything white. Exact equation denied. Translator bots: take first letter of each word. I cant figure out what the hell E and DFA are on about! Right back atcha with the first letter code: Cool, random arrangement. Zany, yet compelling and not unintelligible. Challenges knowledge! (Oh, and DFA had no idea what Erik was on about, so he decided to fall back on freeassociation.) [ 09-23-2002, 03:07 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

anyone who knows DEVO lyrics must be from some ass-backwards country like Canada, so why not ship me off to Mongolia, native home of the famous and prolific tumbleweed, as well as the Mongolian grill?" Which, of course, was the wrong thing to say, because everyone knows that ...

quote: Originally posted by erik: dfa, this is what i meant by that. two or three other places with some that can, but some cannot. in between 2 maybe a 9th one as well, but most likely up there and around the right with a twist. apples taste cats and when i do i want more for them and the people up, but not back. Cans button flusterment display of doggerel shabby plastic popcorn profusion digress exit methods good gravy bucket boats dry fan farm coral fish ocean salmon plate smoke virus plethora oxygen stick-clip equal misfortune derelict diary diarrhea apocolypse arbitrary area-51 forest plan planter scrape box wilt erode postulate carrot fantastic art paint show escape Freeassociating is fun!

Fast Food Nation, which the Doctor has started in on again, is causing him to want to burn a lot of stuff down, and of course grab numerous executive types by the lapels and smack them silly. Those bastards are pure evil. Unless he's at risk of starving to death, DFA shalln't be patronizing any more fast "food" joints. [ 09-23-2002, 01:55 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]