Dr_Flash_Amazing

Don't worry, civilians! It's for a good cause!

Shite, that guy was a comprehensive badass. The Sweden-Everest gig was awe-inspiring, to be sure. The man's other exploits that the Doctor has heard of are no less impressive. Condolences to those affected by the loss.

For the third, but surely not the last time, Dr. Flash Amazing is compelled to declare that Trask is totally fucked. Good day. [ 10-01-2002, 11:32 AM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

So, Trask, how does it feel to now be tied for last place?

30 September, 2002 To whom it may concern, It is the opinion of Dr. Flash Amazing that the individual known as "Trask" is of dubious mental stability and of questionable value to society. Trask exhibits an unhealthy obsession with the pornographic (and not limited to that involving humans, may the Doctor add) and the scatalogical. His frequent tourettic outbursts, coupled with numerous equally sporadic incidences of feces-throwing and spontaneous ejaculation make him an obvious threat to the public, a probable disease vector for an unknown quantity of microorganisms, and outright illegal in 27 US states, including Canada. In closing, the Doctor recommends a heavily regimented program of sedation, solitary confinement, and water colors for an open-ended period, until Trask begins to show signs of stability. Sincerely, Dr. Flash Amazing, MD, PC, DDS, DA, DNM, PhD, PE President & CEO, AmazingCo, Inc. [ 09-30-2002, 12:48 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

Nobel Prize-winning journalism, young man. Dr. Flash Amazing will forward your piece, along with his recommendation, to the other members of the Nobel Literature Prize committee.

"I will go through the usual protocols of debunking the photos with wild lies and general stupidity." Oh, that will be difficult.

Depends on how rad you want to be. Anyway, there's some really sick via ferrata bouldering enchainments going in at Fontainbleau right now. Some as hard as VF-V13, if you can imagine that. DFA is just thrilled to get his new via ferrata bouldering gear from barrabes.com.

Nah, the new issue of Climbing says it's via ferrata bouldering that's the new thing. Leashless via ferratas was last week, which came after mixed aid climbing and roped bouldering. Wicked cool.

quote: Originally posted by trask: I duke on you all. This is exactly the sort of behaviour the Doctor was referring to. For shame!

You're hopped up right now, aren't you, you fiend?

MEMO 30 September, 2002 To: P. Puget From: Dr. Flash Amazing Re: Length of posts Mr. Puget: Please try to limit the length of your posts in the future. It is already extremely difficult for many cc.com users to effectively balance their time between work and the message board, and your Odyssey-length epic posts only compound the difficulties. Please take this into account before posting another encyclopaedic tale of heroic exploits in the vertical realm. Thank you. At wit's end, Dr. Flash Amazing cc: cc.com [ 09-30-2002, 11:39 AM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

Trask, the Doctor stands by his previous diagnosis, i.e. you're totally fucked.

Fuckizzat supposed to be? Looks like someone scribbled a couple of lines on an Etch-A-Sketch or something.

Thanks for the reference to images.google. As a long-time aficionado of google, Dr. Flash Amazing was pleased as punch to learn of their frighteningly convenient image gallery.

Look, it's the new Dru "is that a squid in your pocket or are ya just happy to see me" Squidshaw doll! Apparently, it even accepts a full-sized hand in the hindquarters ... [ 09-30-2002, 10:38 AM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

Oh, the horror!

Trask, you're totally fucked.

Yeah, of course the guy who onsighted Excellent Adventure (.13b, is it?) with almost no other trad climbing experience probably couldn't figure out how to swing some ice tools.

They're putting roundabouts in downtown Bendover? Since when? Roundabouts are sinister things, true indeed. Anyone ever try getting around Sun River? Fucking urban planning abortion that is.

Chris Sharma is a baaaaad man.

According to several of the Doctor's covert informants (you know who you are, thank you all), there was much "trad climbing," as well as "beer," and "dope." The FBI has been notified.

*yawn* Let us know when she sends Chain. Just kidding; good job, SK. Multi-pitch, traditionally protected rock climbing is lots of fun.