Dr_Flash_Amazing

quote: Originally posted by iain: nice one imorris, you are so funny sometimes. Yeah, Iain, he kind of reminds the Doctor of you sometimes, but, like, not as funny.

Nice one. At least it wasn't goatse man!

"Ooh! Ooh! Freeze frame! Freeze frame!"

"Daddy, how come all my Disney books are under your bed? And how come the pages are stuck together?"

That dancing shit's beautiful. Dude's a regular Barishnikov!

quote: Originally posted by Greg W: quote:Originally posted by freeclimb9: quote:Originally posted by iain: Ariel was HOT dude! Ariel IS hot. And that coy Betty Rubble. Wowza! That's no joke, dude. If you like asian chics check out Mulan; I'd hit that!! You dweeb. They're cartoons. You know, like not real. Sheesh.

What's this golden shower business? [ 11-13-2002, 02:15 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

quote: Originally posted by iain: quote:Originally posted by Dru: My buddy Guy climbed it Dammit, Iain, DFA was just about to go looking around google images for a picture of Buddy Guy, but of COURSE you had to get there first. Sneaky monkey!

This reminds DFA of that one time when somebody posted that thing, and then, like everyone started spraying about politics, and, like, Greg and Allison were at each other's throats, and, man, it was crazy!

quote: Originally posted by iain: quote:Originally posted by Off White: very familiar dance between those two and an entertaining one at that....entertaining like the Guiness Book fat twins Benny and Billy on their motorscooters What, fat dudes on scooters turn your crank, too? You're a strange bird, Morris.

All of you worthless ingrates can shut the fuck up. Dr. Flash Amazing hates all of you with a passion unmatched by any person who has hated anything before. Take all of your silly screen names and your crude insults and petty kvetching and go! Be gone! You are fouling up this board and polluting the very air that the Doctor must breathe! Agh! Gaaahhhh! Foul animals!

Shit, how about the grocery store?

A friend of the Doctor's apparently got that one a while back. Makes DFA thankful his computer has no speakers!

quote: Originally posted by iain: I've seen that link before DFA it's internet lore. I'm assuming they are still running the same material on the front page (I'm not taking a gander). Makes for a handy storage area I suppose kindof like a marsupial Funny. The Doctor has never seen the "front page." Some evil little fucks on a punk rock message board DFA used to frequent just loved posting that link. Who knows how many people they ruined. Nothing like duping people into clicking it by disguising it like this www.rockandice.com and hoping no one bothers to look in the corner of their screen before clicking it. Makes you wary of clicking on stuff without looking first!

DFA tried to warn you, but ya played yo'self! Goatse man strikes again!

Muffy, just think of the worst thing you have ever witnessed, then make it ten times more repellent, disgusting, and twisted, and you'll have something that's about a tenth as disgusting as what's behind the link. You'll seriously regret clicking on it. If it makes it any easier, DFA still hasn't clicked on the original link in this thread. See? It's not that difficult. Your life will be no better for having viewed something appalling, and no worse for not having done so. Go make a cup of coffee and peruse some TRs or something.

You'll be sorry ...

You were thoroughly warned, and it was a serious warning. For anyone else, let this be a lesson to you: DON'T CLICK ON THAT LINK!

Whatever it was, it couldn't possibly be sicker than THIS. Be warned that the preceding link is by far the most hideously revolting thing DFA has ever witnessed, and while the Doctor didn't click on the above link, he'll bet this one is worse. So, uh, don't click the link unless you're Greg or Trask, who will get the most bang-for-the-disgust-buck out of it. Otherwise, just go on with your lives and ignore it. Seriously.

Having gone from a Ford Ranger to a Subaru Legacy wagon, so far the Sub is better. Granted, DFA doesn't go for them alpine river crossing approaches, but the thing seems to romp. People seem to always forget the regular Legacy L when talking Subarus and only think of the Outback, but keep in mind that the only functional difference between the two is an inch of extra clearance and "offroad" suspension (for tackling those vicious speed-bumps at the mall ). The rest is faux-woodgrain paneling inside, an electric driver's seat, some plastic body panels, lighted vanity mirrors, and an "Outback" logo on the back. Is it worth another $4-5,000? Either way, the Sub gets 5-10 mpg better than the truck for starters. It also drives way smoother and handles WAY better 'cause of the Boxer engine and AWD -- you definitely feel safe from an evasive driving standpoint. Fold down the rear seat back and take out the seat part and you can sleep two in it. The Amazing family Subaru has also been referred to as "the truck," as it has hauled a fairly healthy load of lumber home from Home Depot (making full use of the roof rack and some straps to hold the hatch back shut) with no appreciable lack of oomph on the road. And of course the legendary Subaru reliability (yep, still running strong after, uh, 5,000 miles! ). Whatever you buy, now's a hell of a good time to do it, since everyone seems to be offering 0% financing for 60 months and the dealers are desparate to get rid of cars.

DFA was looking for a picture of Stallone using the bolt-gun from Cliffhanger to go along with this thread, but a google images search turned up nothing but Cliffhanger movie posters, random climbing pictures, and this Christmas Mouse, who at least looks like he's about to dish out a beat-down: Close enough. [ 11-12-2002, 12:55 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

quote: Originally posted by iain: dog better be mellow as kenny g. That's fuckin' hilarious! Lambone, There really is a lot to be said for the good owner, too. So many dog-at-crag issues could be alleviated if people with problem dogs accepted that their dogs are causing problems, rather than acting like it's no big deal. It's not so much a problem that dogs start acting like dogs every once in a while, it's just that when people let common sense go out the window when it comes to their dogs. Most people would never run around the crag, jumping on belayers, stepping on ropes, and snuffling for sandwiches in other people's packs, but too often dog owners will ignore the same behavior from their pooch. Anyway, thanks in advance for wanting to be considerate with your dog.

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