Dr_Flash_Amazing

quote: Originally posted by rbw1966: You actually listen to the dialogue? I bet you have a box of kleenex and some hand lotion nearby too. Perhaps you're thinking of a different video? Come on, now. Masters of Stone is the uber-cheesy climbing classic. You can't make up dialogue that bad, and you can't ignore it when it makes up half the movie.

Masters of Stone "It's like a giant belly of a whale, and you're just huggin' it, slappin' it ... holds aren't much better, either." -- Name that sprayer and the route he's spraying about! "This cave is SO steep; it's FULLY RAINING right now, and this cave is PERFECTLY dry." -- Again, name that sprayer! Climbers are like gunfighters ... there's always someone quicker on the draw.

To Bolt and Just Do it both face west . But then the Aggro Wall faces east ... What is one to make of all this?

Welcome back, slugger!

Yeah, dude, but, like, some chick climbed it free.

Watch your fucking language, you cunt, there are children up in this bitch!

Does anyone have it besides Produce Row? DFA tried the TG IPA there a while ago, although, he must admit, it was not his favorite. The stout seems to be getting the rave reviews, however.

quote: Originally posted by iain: nice one imorris, you are so funny sometimes. Yeah, Iain, he kind of reminds the Doctor of you sometimes, but, like, not as funny.

Nice one. At least it wasn't goatse man!

"Ooh! Ooh! Freeze frame! Freeze frame!"

"Daddy, how come all my Disney books are under your bed? And how come the pages are stuck together?"

That dancing shit's beautiful. Dude's a regular Barishnikov!

quote: Originally posted by Greg W: quote:Originally posted by freeclimb9: quote:Originally posted by iain: Ariel was HOT dude! Ariel IS hot. And that coy Betty Rubble. Wowza! That's no joke, dude. If you like asian chics check out Mulan; I'd hit that!! You dweeb. They're cartoons. You know, like not real. Sheesh.

What's this golden shower business? [ 11-13-2002, 02:15 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

quote: Originally posted by iain: quote:Originally posted by Dru: My buddy Guy climbed it Dammit, Iain, DFA was just about to go looking around google images for a picture of Buddy Guy, but of COURSE you had to get there first. Sneaky monkey!

This reminds DFA of that one time when somebody posted that thing, and then, like everyone started spraying about politics, and, like, Greg and Allison were at each other's throats, and, man, it was crazy!

quote: Originally posted by iain: quote:Originally posted by Off White: very familiar dance between those two and an entertaining one at that....entertaining like the Guiness Book fat twins Benny and Billy on their motorscooters What, fat dudes on scooters turn your crank, too? You're a strange bird, Morris.

All of you worthless ingrates can shut the fuck up. Dr. Flash Amazing hates all of you with a passion unmatched by any person who has hated anything before. Take all of your silly screen names and your crude insults and petty kvetching and go! Be gone! You are fouling up this board and polluting the very air that the Doctor must breathe! Agh! Gaaahhhh! Foul animals!

Shit, how about the grocery store?

A friend of the Doctor's apparently got that one a while back. Makes DFA thankful his computer has no speakers!

quote: Originally posted by iain: I've seen that link before DFA it's internet lore. I'm assuming they are still running the same material on the front page (I'm not taking a gander). Makes for a handy storage area I suppose kindof like a marsupial Funny. The Doctor has never seen the "front page." Some evil little fucks on a punk rock message board DFA used to frequent just loved posting that link. Who knows how many people they ruined. Nothing like duping people into clicking it by disguising it like this www.rockandice.com and hoping no one bothers to look in the corner of their screen before clicking it. Makes you wary of clicking on stuff without looking first!

DFA tried to warn you, but ya played yo'self! Goatse man strikes again!