Dr_Flash_Amazing

quote: Originally posted by shredmaximus: No DFA as far as I can remember. Just how the Doctor likes it; in and out like the star quarterback with a rohypnoled prom queen, leaving you feeling a little dirty and confused, yet giddy at the thought of having rubbed elbows with the Northwest climbing community's most notorious and elusive celebrity. Bling bling! No DFA as far as you can remember. Uh huh. Whose autograph do you think you spent ten minutes scrubbing off your ass in the shower this morning, eh? BWAH HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!

quote: Originally posted by Winter: Question: Is DFA spouting his typical bullshit or did he show after I left? Ah, vatt eez dees "boolsheet" off vich yoo are spicking, plees? Dr. Flash Amaysink iss allvays on zee "up und up," yah.

BUSTED!!! Now someone change DFA's cedar shavings and refill his fawking water bottle, ASAP!

"sounds like you dudes represented. Sorry I missed out but things ran late for me." Yeah, no shit, you puss. Dr. Flash Amazing had a fine time shit-talking you for not showing up. "Things ran late for me." Yeah, right, you spineless snaffle sniffer. Didn't have the sack to show up and hang with the boys, oh no. Yeah, well, see you around, milktoast!

quote: Originally posted by mikeadam: here's how Muslims show their outrage: http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/africa/11/21/nigeria.missworld.ap/index.html Kill these savages with prejudice...Crusade. No, that's how Muslim extremists show their outrage. Hopefully you're not so deluded by fear and nationalist propaganda that you think all or even most Muslims act that way. Nice troll, by the way!

True. Did anybody catch Al 'n' Tipper on Fresh Air the other night? The guy couldn't just answer a question; you could almost hear the wheels turning in his head as he tried to figure out how to craft the most politically acceptable response. Fuckin' -o-rama.

Trask, you're so inappropriate. You kiss your mother with that mouth?

This thread is totally spray. Glen gets two demerits for posting it in the climbing forum!

You must have been what-ing when the other joke got posted?

Dr. Flash Amazing and some other PDX personages will be in attendance. The Doctor posted a link about this a month or so ago, and no one seemed interested. Bunch of lame-asses,if you ask DFA.

You're only a couple hours late on that one! http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=23;t=001199

Someone here must have something to say about this, or DFA's name isn't Dr. Flash Amazing!

quote: Originally posted by sexual chocolate: DFA, I'm going for the on-sight. The pressure's on. Really, now? So many hard routes and you've never done Churning? How bizarre! Good luck, vato. Anyway, it's a good thing DFA gave you the wrong beta in that post, so you won't have to claim the flash instead!

One must descend several levels further into lifelessness before one reaches "chat" from "bulletin board." This is just the first level.

You're not hiiiigggghhhh, are you SC?

quote: Originally posted by sexual chocolate: What's "chatting", please? You just like type messages back and forth back and forth, kinda like here? So, what is this "chatting" thing, huh? So, what is this "chatting" business anyways? Try a neddi pot!

Eh? From what the Doctor has heard from you, Sextraterrestrial Chalkbag, you are probably the last person that would need beta for Churning. But anyway, just get the dime edge with your left hand, surf right to the good flat edge, highstep on the nubbin with your left, put your right foot in the small dish, bump your right hand to the right windshield wiper blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ...

Wouldn't "razor sharp tweekers" be well-dressed methamphetamine users? [ 11-21-2002, 04:41 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

quote: Originally posted by Dru: Chat is like PM ing except for the stupid spelling and stuff. You guys should just all start Im ing each other on www.bigmuscle.com. Ask for Beefchub. Only muscular, well-hung, 25-year-old rugby players need apply!

quote: Originally posted by Peter Puget: DFA - You are way wrong on this ... INCONCEIVABLE!

quote: Originally posted by iain: STOP THAT.

quote: Originally posted by iain: Dru those BD stickers are UIAA approved What, have they been subjected to the drop test and been shown to hold a factor 2 fall?

Balls. Chatting is poo.

quote: Originally posted by iain: Well that's good to hear. Nubbins, and the start is bouldery to boot. Dammit, DFA is getting forgetful in his later years! The Doctor meant to console you by letting you know that everyone and their dog falls off the start of Wedding Day. Everyone gets on it for a moderate lead, not knowing that the crux is getting off the deck. In fact, DFA can't recall ever walking by there when someone was starting the route and not seeing them flailing. Stupid piece of shit route!

Just put some SPF 80 on the ol' lid and everything should be hunky dory!