Dr_Flash_Amazing

"They fuckin' forgot my birthday!"

Hey, that's the Portland Rock Gym Spot! Best acheived by three or more people standing below the boulderer with their arms folded, talking about where to get beer later.

"coming attraction it's coming real soon Prince is having brunch with Pat Boone!"

What sidebar? Wound maintenance? Whatchoo[etc., etc.], Willis?

It sure as fuck isn't Dr. Flash Amazing. Not a bolt in sight! And what's with the slabby snow? "Sorry, you are not a winner in the 'Spot the Doctor!' contest. Hopefully you are more successful in other areas of life! Sincerely, AmazingCo, Inc."

Thank you so much, Iain! Your loyal service to your Doctor is appreciated, and will not go unrewarded. Keep fighting the good fight, soldier!

Go drift someone else's thread, motherchucKer!

Lucky bastard. The PRG only plays one of perhaps three techno/electro/drum 'n' bass/ambienttrancetriphopDJremixjunglehardhouse CDs overandoverandoverandover to get us psyched to send V0s. Crying shame, it is.

It was Bunny Face, smartass!

That's right, boys and girls, this Saturday is your big chance to spot the elusive, the eloquent, the illustrious Dr. Flash Amazing at Smith Rock State Park! The Doctor will of course be accompanied by that stunning and capable hard-climbing vixen, the incomparable Nurse Wongo. If you think you have spotted DFA and Nurse W., send a 3x5 card with your name, address, and phone number to: I Saw DFA, Now Gimme Something! c/o AmazingCo, Inc., Propaganda Division PO Box 1174 Portland, OR 97210 One person will be randomly selected from the winning entries, and will be awarded a Grand Prize package consisting of: An all-expenses-paid one-week vacation for two to Fife, Washington (including Greyhound bus fare from anywhere in the continental US, accommodations at the Fife Best Western, and three meals a day plus one alcoholic beverage at Denny's). Grand Prize winner will also receive: (1) pair "I Love DFA" socks (2) "Dr. Flash Amazing is my fucking hero!" t-shirts (5) coupons for a free pint of Dr. Flash Amazing's Stupendously Delicious Ice Cream (now in 'Failed Redpoint Fudge' and 'Belayberry') (1) Dr. Flash Amazing lunchbox with Thermos (1) Dr. Flash Amazing Inspirational Hangdogging Calendar set (including wall calendar, day-by-day desk calendar, and personal day planner, all featuring inspiring images of DFA hangdogging, ticking key holds, and miming sequences on some of America's most popular sport-climbing routes) Birthday cards from Dr. Flash Amazing -- for LIFE! Best of luck, kids, and may the best man or chick win!

Why not? If that blithering idiot from Texas can get into office, a simpleton such as yourself should have no trouble. Go get 'em, son!

That band is Me First and the Gimme Gimmes.

Why would he care if someone stole his clothes if he was skinny-dipping anyway? Like, duh!

Impeach cobbler!

A new jet aeroplane and a set of maracas?

See? SEE?!

For those who liked the movie Grease, Less Than Jake covered the entire soundtrack.

You're from the 80's? Young feller, young feller!

Never actually climbed any of those routes, but the whole idea has to be one of the most comically stupid route-development schemes ever devised by the modern sports-climbing mind.

"Ting-a-ling, you son of a bitch!" - KV, Jr. via Kilgore Trout

Wha ..? Holmes, present a higher-quality photo next time, otherwise, don't waste Dr. Flash Amazing's extremely precious time. Eh?

It's free, ding-dong. Just click on the link! Pretty lo-fi, though ...

Aimless shit-talking trumps politix any day o' the week. 's true, just ask Trask.

Thank you, thankyouverymuch! Rock!

Purchase an automobile, freeloader!