Dr_Flash_Amazing

Close 'nough. Bloodshot was gonna be guess number two anyway. Now pay up!

Less Than Jake!

Stick it in your tradhole, spring-loaded-camming-devices-for-brains.

Gee, didn't some helpful soul already post that link? Yeah, think so.

Well?!

Because covers kick ass! Especially unlikely ones, like NOFX's cover of "All of Me". Lovely, just lovely.

Crack Babies?

Discus.

They're called "covers", dude. Covers.

Could be your rotator cuff, could be impingement at the coracromial joint, could be your biceps tendon comin' loose. Look up some rotator cuff/shoulder exercises on the internet, and start doing those (and do them with light weights -- it's therapy, not getting all burly). Get on some anti-inflammatories as well (vitamin-I, Aleve, whatever suits your fancy), ice it after working it, and for goodness sakes, take it easy on the thing, or even take a couple weeks off. If it ain't feeling better after a few weeks, go see a doctor. Chances are he'll prescribe more of the above or some more specific exercises, but he could discover that you're hosed and in need of surgery. Good luck!

Those bolts are different, they're always loose, and they're in that shitty red tuff that's all crumbly, unlike the super-bomber yellow variety. Word.

Trask, you helium-headed buffoon! Don't go advertising the locations of your weapons on the internet! Now some "goblin", as you artfully term them, is going to know to come in through your bedroom window, pick up your "loaded .12-gauge", and it's going to be "one sucka dead, Seattle Times front page"! Come on, hoss, you know better'n that!

Vote in the poll on that page and check the results -- so far 86% (the illustrious and stylish Dr. Flash "Your Color-Coded Terror Alert is SO Martha!" Amazing included) of respondents picked "nothing" in response to the question. Fucking waste of construction paper and crayons that thing was.

Yeah, those things are snapping off and pulling out all the time. Can't go a day at Smith without hearing that melon-on-pavement-type of sound every couple hours. Suspect, suspect, suspect.

BRING BACK THE PLASTIC CAVE!

Only when the bolts are more than 4' apart!

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You ought to have read the whole thread, Master P; the answer was already given, i.e. Wherever I May Roam. Better luck next time!

Where 'bouts on your shoulder does it hurt? Right on the front?

Except there's plenty of coverage of big, scary mountain action. DFA knows this, because he puts off reading about half of every issue of Climbing or R&I because it covers alpine stuff. Anyway, just as sport climbing has ushered in the freeing of big-wall routes and hard stuff in the mountains, so will this mixed business lead to fantastically sick achievements in the alpine, the surface of which is just getting scratched. Wait and see.

Once again, it's google to the mofuggin' rescue: http://www.giantsoftware.com/sdcc/local_climbing.html If that isn't enough, just google "san diego" bouldering and find another link.

Trask?

Actually, yeah, how would DFA know?

Forget it!