Dr_Flash_Amazing

Jocks and their sycophantic worshipers are violent meatheads?

The Doctor is still befuddled as to how you wannabombers can be so aghast at people blocking traffic or even breaking a window, and yet you don't flinch at the thought of leveling buildings and slaughtering people.

Any kind of lock is vulnerable. Those thieving fuckers are crafty and sinister.

Just a parking lot and a Starbucks! Keep your story straight.

PAGETOP March Saturday.

What? It was a serious recommendation for a genuinely good read. One of the better books this Doctor has had the pleasure of reading, in fact. Maybe if you could tear yourself away from 'Jugs & Ammo'* for five minutes, you might enjoy some slightly more substantive literature yourself. * yes, shamelessly ripped from 'The Simpsons'

No, moron, the "pitch", as you say, was to a Mr. Mark Hudon, and it was not to simply indiscriminately dispense his holds to the first gibbering nabob to ring his doorbell, but rather to restore the majestic Plastic Cave to its former glorious splendor. As a member of the Wu Tang Clan once said, "get ya shit right!"

Actually Dru, I was thinking of the Golem of Prague who saved the Jewish Ghetto in 1580 and is reputed to lie in a cobweb covered coffin in the highest part of the Prague Synagogue just in case he's ever needed again. Kind of like a jewish King Arthur. Of course, one would think that either of these defenders might have seen a little duty in WWII, but that's a different story. DFA: while gaffe may be the appropriate term, when trolling on the internet you will find that a gaff will help you land the big ones. You'd do well to read this book if you haven't already: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0312282990/qid=1045164315/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_1/104-3899535-2481527?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

How big was the frame on your old steed? DFA's bike has an 18" frame.

All the peace marchers should just fly into Iraq to become Human Shields. Maybe Saddam will issue them bullseye shirts when they arrive. Yeah, 'cause peace is a stupid and worthless ideal, and the only way to solve problems is by laying waste to human lives and tearing countries apart. God forbid that humans would have figured out how to be civilized by now.

That sucks ass! There's an ad for River City Cycles (?) in the new Willamette Week with a picture of a sticker on someone's top tube that reads "BIKE THIEVES ARE BUTTHOLES!" Sorry to hear about your loss. And, not to be one to miss out on a chance to capitalize on someone else's misfortune, Dr. Flash Amazing has a mountain bike he's been looking to sell. Send a PM and/or e-mail if you want more info.

Best solution: don't pair up with someone who's hung up on retarded Hallmark holidays, thus avoiding the fiasco altogether. But back to the situation at hand; i.e. this thread is about Dr. Flash Amazing. Start your own failed/failing relationship thread in which to air your petty woes.

Sweet! Fresh monos!

Who're you calling an idiom?

A valid point, Mr. OW, but perhaps some insight into this little gaffe would help you understand why the Doctor would make such an error. I.e., you might ponder how well you keep homonymous characters of Jewish mythology and Tolkienian fantasy straight after a fistful of Vicodin with a nitrous chaser. Surely you can relate to this particular predicament?

The Character Map is a bitch to dig up all the time.

Rumor has it that some routes at Smith Rock have chipped holds on them as well!

Ah, yes, the beautiful right-wing sentiment that property and the right to shop are worth far more than human life. Keep up the good work for your corporate masters, boys; they'll see that you have a comfortable generic box in suburbia within driving distance of a shopping center, and all the genetically-engineered, artificially-preserved food you can cram down your paranoid little throats.

Quoth Trask:

Clipping your climbing shoes and chalk bag to the outside of your backpack so that everyone at Smith knows you're a rock climber.

wanted you to see this.

Heh. I've got that edition! one of these days its gonna be worth as much as that stamp with the plane flying upside down 'Specially once the new book comes out. Word is it'll be later this year. Hellz yeah!

Hey! Hey, fuck you! Now get outta here!

Remember in the earlier publishings of the Smith Rock guidebook, where the picture of the guy on 'Take A Powder' was upside-down? That was wacky stuff. Just wacky.

"Ice-screw sheep." You screw sheep? Gross, dude!