Dr_Flash_Amazing

Heh. I've got that edition! one of these days its gonna be worth as much as that stamp with the plane flying upside down 'Specially once the new book comes out. Word is it'll be later this year. Hellz yeah!

Hey! Hey, fuck you! Now get outta here!

Remember in the earlier publishings of the Smith Rock guidebook, where the picture of the guy on 'Take A Powder' was upside-down? That was wacky stuff. Just wacky.

"Ice-screw sheep." You screw sheep? Gross, dude!

Ben, Dan, and Jughead: The Axis of

Hmm ... maybe if we stop solving all our problems with bombs?

Hopefully one day you'll wake up from your brainwashed blind-nationalist stupor.

Dr. Flash Amazing must now you the

Dude, Hell looks hella hellish.

Top-shelf rejoinder, there, PBS-boy.

Quite so ...

Looks like someone's a little testy about being strung out on legal dope, hmmm?

Keep tryin'.

Well, THAT's certainly not new information.

You can get them for less money than that. Anyway, you're fuckin' lazy!

What, Trask, you got a problem with rice? You some kinda riceist, is that it?

Whoah! Holy conundrum, Dru-man! Like, sport climbers don't wear gaiters and plastic boots, but mountaineering tradsters don't wear tights and use cell phones! Good gracious!

No, just in the chalkbags of visiting Canucks!

Awww ... that message board is new, fresh, and unsullied by the tawdry ramblings of uncouth, office-bound malcontents. Unlike certain other message boards, which have not so much jumped the shark as are jump-roping the shark.

Probably so, Trask. You're way more of a fart smeller than a smart feller.

You're kidding!

Hold on, DFA needs to finish crying before he can construct an appropriate response ... Oh, you people are so cruel ... so cruel ...

What's wrong, Trask? Something wrong with the results of nuclear war? Don't worry, it was probably just some stupid kid.

Dr. Flash Amazing was chastising you all for flirting with one another like a bunch of wanton harlots. Perhaps now you need to be chastised for whining like a little girl?