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Dr_Flash_Amazing

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  1. Everybody smells, dude. That's why when you go to someone else's house, it smells different from yours. Crazy, huh?
  2. Muffy, are you referring to the Doctor's complaint about Trask's "Immigrant Poem"?
  3. How? Where is the hypocrisy? Help a Doctor out, here.
  4. You're still missing the point that the Doctor was not making fun of people who lisp, but rather using the lisped "s" as a vehicle for a play on words, much as the penguin is a vehicle for the ever-popular "looks like you blew a seal" play on words. There was nothing derogatory toward lispers about the wordplay in question. It didn't belittle them or imply that they were stupid or take away their right to speak and be understood.
  5. What does DFA have to do with this, pray tell?
  6. Question: Why are we not infuriated by direct mockery of your spelling impediment, which is arguably the internet analog of a speech impediment?
  7. Seems like you're kinda making Gasherbrum out of a gopher hole, here. Was it truly that offensive?
  8. Well, perhaps a kindly moderator will be sympathetic to your plight and remove the offending material.
  9. That's why DFA is not making fun of people with a speech impediment, but is rather employing one symptom of a particular speech impediment in combination with a small graphic to create a funny. Ha ha, OK? Shalom, Dr. Flash Amazing
  10. Thanks. Fascinating voyage into the land of Geek. Godspeed to your processor!
  11. "DO thumb-thing," get it? "THUMB-thing". Like, something, but, with a thumb, 'cause it's like if you have a lisp and you say "some", it sounds like ... Aw, forget it.
  12. Thanks to whomever!
  13. And? Did you spot the Doctor?
  14. Smith. Home. Groceries. Lounge. Simpsons.
  15. What's the point of putting a computer into blue liquid non-conducting refrigerant?
  16. "3M knows what time it is. " Iain, one can only assume that such a large corporation has access to clocks, watches, and the like. Perhaps even sundials. How about bringing some useful information to the table for once?
  17. Don't jutht thtand there! DO thing! (badda-ba-doomp-doomp-CRASH!)
  18. It should be noted that just last week the reclusive genius known to all y'all as Dr. Flash Amazing coined the phrase "jumproping the shark" to describe the very phenomenon Mr. D. Wayner mentions above. Bleeding-edge lingo-slingers take note!
  19. "NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE! NO RACIST POLICE! NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE! NO RACIST POLICE!"
  20. Thanks for proving yourself, again, to be too stick-up-the-ass to grasp even the most blatant and elementary joke.
  21. Iain, you need to brake this shit talking habit before someone forks you up, but good.
  22. Turn off the computer and what?!
  23. Perhaps wheel see if the Doctor spoke too soon, as it now appears to be a hub of activity, albeit bearing no useful information.
  24. It's definitely losing air, no doubt about it.
  25. Dr. Flash Amazing is an equal-opportunity beer consumer. Really, though, Hamm's is far superior to Pabst, and most of the time, yeah, it's micros. At any rate, the Adopt-A-Bunny bunny has returned, because why not, right? Speaking of Trader Joe's, that Charles Shaw Cab really is quite tasty, especially for three dollaz. Pick up a bottle or four today!
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