Dr_Flash_Amazing

What does DFA have to do with this, pray tell?

Question: Why are we not infuriated by direct mockery of your spelling impediment, which is arguably the internet analog of a speech impediment?

Seems like you're kinda making Gasherbrum out of a gopher hole, here. Was it truly that offensive?

Well, perhaps a kindly moderator will be sympathetic to your plight and remove the offending material.

That's why DFA is not making fun of people with a speech impediment, but is rather employing one symptom of a particular speech impediment in combination with a small graphic to create a funny. Ha ha, OK? Shalom, Dr. Flash Amazing

Thanks. Fascinating voyage into the land of Geek. Godspeed to your processor!

"DO thumb-thing," get it? "THUMB-thing". Like, something, but, with a thumb, 'cause it's like if you have a lisp and you say "some", it sounds like ... Aw, forget it.

Thanks to whomever!

And? Did you spot the Doctor?

Smith. Home. Groceries. Lounge. Simpsons.

What's the point of putting a computer into blue liquid non-conducting refrigerant?

"3M knows what time it is. " Iain, one can only assume that such a large corporation has access to clocks, watches, and the like. Perhaps even sundials. How about bringing some useful information to the table for once?

Don't jutht thtand there! DO thing! (badda-ba-doomp-doomp-CRASH!)

It should be noted that just last week the reclusive genius known to all y'all as Dr. Flash Amazing coined the phrase "jumproping the shark" to describe the very phenomenon Mr. D. Wayner mentions above. Bleeding-edge lingo-slingers take note!

"NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE! NO RACIST POLICE! NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE! NO RACIST POLICE!"

Thanks for proving yourself, again, to be too stick-up-the-ass to grasp even the most blatant and elementary joke.

Iain, you need to brake this shit talking habit before someone forks you up, but good.

Turn off the computer and what?!

Perhaps wheel see if the Doctor spoke too soon, as it now appears to be a hub of activity, albeit bearing no useful information.

It's definitely losing air, no doubt about it.

Dr. Flash Amazing is an equal-opportunity beer consumer. Really, though, Hamm's is far superior to Pabst, and most of the time, yeah, it's micros. At any rate, the Adopt-A-Bunny bunny has returned, because why not, right? Speaking of Trader Joe's, that Charles Shaw Cab really is quite tasty, especially for three dollaz. Pick up a bottle or four today!

You're certainly riding it pretty hard yourself.

And yet DFA, for one, is already tired of it.

Apparently not ...

1) spray about unclimbed lines (blah blah east face of Twin Spires blah blah North face of Steinbok) - The headwall above Shipwreck at Smith is sporting a couple of choice-looking steep jug-hauls. One of these days, one of these days ... 2) chestbeat about what we're gonna climb on the weekend, except now its gonna rain/snow and I'm still not gonna have climbed Canadian Border - Fuckin' mad SmithMud sendage goin' on, best believe that. Canada sux, yo! 3) talk about Gear. Do you use solid shafted Friends yes or no. What's better, chalk bag on a belt, or chalk bag clipped to harness with a biner. - Chalk bag on a belt, wiregate draws, and skinny ropes all the way! 4) talk about ethics. leashless bolt chopping, is it OK if you helicopter in. - Placing gear in chipped pockets takes the adventure out of sport climbing! 5) make up gossip about Fred Beckey/Brian Burdo etc. - Fuckin' Alan Watts says he's going to free the Pioneer Route in a day, and he's gonna do it in Fires and tube socks, with a rack of tube chocks, which totally rhymes. Hella bitchin', bra. 6) play Name that Peak zzzzzz - Long's Peak! Shishapangma! Nanga Parbat! Cerro Torre! The Monkey! 7) discuss which hand to use for which hold and rating of a 3 move butt scraping boulder traverse - Left hand gaston, lock off, right hand to the sloping two-finger pocket, feet up, huck for the incut edge. It's at least V7! 8) everyone make an avatar and post a fake trip report. - "My-a name is-a Luigi, and-a I-a climb-a di new-a route-a in-a the Alps-a. Is-a called "A pot of-a spaghetti," and is 8a+ with only-a natural a-bolts-a! Mama mia, that's a spicy route-a!" 9) Guides are Alpine Pimps. discuss. - Fuck yeah! Find your own bitch-ass way up the mountains, foolz! 10) what is a better 5.8 handcrack: Lion's Jaw, Givler's Crack, or Octopus' Garden In the Shade - Lion's Jaw is covered in good face holds. Does it really count as a good hand crack, despite being a good route? 11) lie about your climbing aility and resume - Fuckin' onsighted all the .14s at Smith in a day, then ate six cheeseburgers at the 7th St. Brewery. Woke up at six the next day and soloed The Backbone. 12) quickdrawws - should the gates face the same direction on bottom and top biners, opposite directions, or should you use a mix of aligned and unaligned. personally i use the latter. - Dude, gates opposed, gates opposed! 13) discuss whether it would be possible to traverse all 3 index peaks in a day, and if doing so puts you on the list of strongest climbers in washington. construct a list of 10 best climbers in washington and justify your choice ad nauseum. - Peaks? Like, mountains? 1. Eric Kubiak 2. Eric Kubiak 3. Eric Kubiak 4. Eric Kubiak 5-10. Eric Kubiak 14) what are the 5 best routes you have ever done in your whole life. no spraying please. - Outer Space, Chain Reaction, The Pioneer Route, Fear & Loathing, Kill The Hate 15) what was the first route you climbed? - Sky Patrol, 5.9 at the Greensprings crag outside of Ashland, Oregon. Took like 45 minutes of flailing and a lot of tension!