Dr_Flash_Amazing

Or chipping some killer mono pockets to go with them? SSSSIIIIIIICK!

Vegas, baby!

Did you ever?

This is so climbing-related.

That's a damn dirty lie, you jackass!

Suck it up, pardner; it's all part of the fun!

Of course, it's the old "it isn't, but it is" gambit, eh? Bold move, Sitting Bird-Cat.

Raining in PDX. Come on, snow day!

Mauve alert! Scramble the fighters, and a dozen eggs! WOOP! WOOP! WOOP! WOOP!

Cobra Commander climbs trad. DFA is a sporto. Dr. Flash Amazing will place nuts in circles around you, CrackLurkGeek!

BWA-HA-HA-HAAAA...DFA strikes again, like Trogdor!

yeah, i just got off my cell phone with him...we both agreed you are a punter bitch... now toodaloo off, sucka! Ha HAAA; DFA with the clothesline, and RuMR shoots in and gets the pin, and Baker is down for the count! BOOO YAAAAA!!!

Dr. Flash Amazing has an acquaintance at the gym who has since tried Prolo for chronic elbow tendonitis. Last DFA saw him, the guy was seeing good results after a couple of treatments. We have the Northwest College of Natural Medicine or whatever it's called, here in PDX, and that was where Mr. Elbows went for his treatment.

DFA tore his labrum a few years back (a SLAP tear - i.e. Superior Labrum, Anterior to Posterior - i.e. where the biceps tendon attaches to the labrum, it was tearing from too much sporty sporty training ), and the orthopaedist said it was either get surgery, or never heal. DFA was out for like 6 weeks, in a sling, doing nothing but passive range-of-motion exercises, and certainly not "working out" (beyond like two-pound weights in PT) for many months, and not climbing until about six months after. Maybe you don't have such severe wreckage going on, though. Either way, good luck, and hopefully you have a speedy recovery!

Wow, that's really, stupendously fascinat...

Good point, he probably just made that up. It's in fucking the article, boy genius. Visit the library.

How is onsight-soloing a route like that just a jackass stunt? That's a standard-setting achievement right there, and one that will probably not be eclipsed any time soon. Jackass stunts were more in the Dan Osman realm; taking giant whippers and climbing flowing waterfalls with ice tools and a snorkel, that type of shit.

"Ai, ai, ai at the Moon"?

It's perhaps no coincidence that the Mexican slang for "balls" is huevos, which also means "eggs." Ai, ai, ai!

For those who haven't read it, this guy onsight-free-soloed Romantic Warrior (9p, 5.12b) at the Needles. Sickness. While it's truly a stunning accomplishment, he must be called on the carpet for sporting the bleached-blond rocker mane, a definite fashion no-no (note that the Doctor sports the stylish shaved head). It occurred to Dr. Flash Amazing, though, that Reardon's sassy locks may serve as some sort of heat sink to keep his presumably enormous brass balls cool during his soloing exploits, perhaps via some copper tubing running up his spine. Discuss.

Burn, motherfuckers, burn! How many more of these crooked bastards will fall before the flame of truth and justice?

Too much red tape at Cobra HQ for you to requisition and XBOX, or what?

Whiskey up and break out the 12-gauge!

Treetard?

Feeling British today, guvna? Cheerio, then!