Dr_Flash_Amazing

I.e. spend about a hundred dollars worth of effort to rescue a ~$50 piece of gear? Whatever tools your nuts, hoss ...

And really, on a serious note, any good thing Bush does is a mere drop of fresh water in a vast ocean of effluent. Even the most desperate castaway adrift on such an ocean would realize that even if they were to swallow that precious drop of water, the rest of the mouthful would be impossibly foul and detrimental to their wellbeing. "You can't polish a turd, Beavis." - Butthead

In Dr. Flash Amazing's esteemed opinion, "Bush sucks dead donkey dicks." True, AlpineK said it first, but honestly, his words really embrace the subtle nuances of just how much George Bush, Jr. sucks, and there's really no way to state it better. Thanks, AK!

Trask? M'Adam? Caveman? Whose avatar is this, anyway? In any case, nice use of your Right Wing Vocab AutoPosting tool, tool. Does it randomly generate the posts for you, or do you simply select words and phrases and paste them together to form a semi-coherent party line message?

What about groupies?

Oh, and Trask, if the fucker is too noisy still, it might be because it's vibrating (save the "jokes" for another thread, please) and or/rattling. Go the audiophile vibration attenuation route and get some Blutack (you know, those little squares of gummy adhesive shit that you can use to hang pictures without thumb tacks) and glom that on the housing of the fan until it quiets down.

Duplos?:

"Misster Anderson! There sseems to be a prroblem with your marine policy, Misster Anderson; we'd like to have a woorrd with you ... "

Heavens, no! Not A LETTER GRADE OFF!

Ah, yes; the great conservative/liberal disconnect!

American forces made history in Iraq and accomplished what no other military has, can or will. Subjugated a hopelessly undersized, underpowered, undertrained, and disorganized enemy by way of the most overfunded and technologically advanced military on the planet? Gee. Wow. In spite of the naysayers and lack of support from Hollywood, the mission was achieved in record time. It's not that the troops needed anything from them, other than knowing Hollywood and their country supported and backed them. That is what gives the soldier the will to fight. See rbw's concise refutation above. Honestly; since when does Hollywood (as if it's all one entity or something?) have any obligation to do anything other than turn out crappy lowest-common-denominator trash for brainwashed cultural illiterates? Traditionally Hollywood has shown support by entertaining the troops, but not this time. This crop of actors and entertainers should be ashamed of themselves and their behavior as using public forums to show protest is inappropriate and pathetic. Hollywood doesn't want to support our soldiers but they want rights to their stories to make movies so we can pay incredibly high prices to see them. See again rbw's thesis. Somewhere in the Constitution lies something about freedom of speech, if DFA is not mistaken. Or does that only apply to flag-waving "patriots" in gun rack-laden SUVs? And, to steal a page from the MtnGoat playbook (what fun!), no one's forcing anyone to sell the film industry their story. If they have a moral objection to it, then they oughtn't sell their story, otherwise, they ought not complain. Ditto for movie attendance. Speaking of stealing pages from playbooks, how about the military's blatant Oliver Stoning of the truth in the Private Lynch "heroic rescue" story? If some jarhead has got this much sand in his twat about "not enough support from Hollywood", he must really be pissed that his precious armed forces are a bunch of fucking liars. Fuck the military, fuck the president, fuck American lies, and, oh yes, fuck you, Trask.

The fuck is this about?

Excellent choice! DFA has only iced tea to drink, and is thus jealous of your chosen lib's.

Have so. Even got out of the car . We were on our way to Maple, though, so we didn't climb, but we looked around, touched the rock, etc. It honestly didn't seem half as cool as Joe's.

Caveman, it's too bad your recent (re)incarnation is no more funny, intelligent, articulate, or original than your last, because you're still a pathetic, hateful half-wit dribbling out the same stale, paranoid closet-case drivel you were before. Hopefully one day you'll grow into something more closely resembling an actual thinking human being, but at this point, your situation looks pretty grim. If you get hit by falling rocks on your trip, let's hope they knock some sense into your granite-thick and vacuum-empty head so the rest of us don't have to continue enduring your foul torrents of mental effluent. Ciao.

Day passes at Club Sport, if DFA remembers right, are 15 bucks (i.e. just under half the cost of a MONTH at the PRG). Also, the new PRG is being built at the intersection of Sandy & Burnside, across Burnside from Hippo Hardware. They've got the footings down, and it looks like they'll be starting on the CMU walls pretty soon (perhaps today?). Supposedly it should be done this fall, but construction projects never finish on time, so who knows? Hopefully by the end of the year, though. It's gonna be sick. Walls are all gonna be by Compwall, and they'll have separate roped and bouldering areas for less clusterage.

It's probably not the fault of the remaining 2 (?) Ramones; don't fret. Gabba gabba hey, little fella!

Trask's Mem. Day Wknd. to-do list: - Bathe - Brush teeth - Lobotomy

Howd'you know if you've never even climbed there, buster? 90% of Joe's is bomb-bomb-bomber stone. Dunno where you think all this choss is, but in the week DFA was there, he didn't run into much of it. Your pejorative propaganda is painful to peruse.

Lousy conclusion. If Mr. A. Stackorocks put on some shooz that actually fit, he'd probably climb fuck harder than 5.12. Plus C. Sharm' is a mutant and there is just no explaining his superbadassfunktronicdiscodestroyer powers using modern tools and technology.

You can't possibly be serious. There is no possible way any sane climber could actually go to Joe's and not even get out of the car. There is no way you are not lying about this. Killer-looking boulders EV-ER-Y-WHERE with striking black and gray streaks and limestoney features. Anyway, like you'd actually drive clear the fuck out to buttfucknowhere, Utah and just decide to keep driving because the rocks didn't quite look cool enough. You're full of crap on this one, you Canadencylopedictionaryspraybetasaurusmeister. What's the real story? Huh? Spillit.

Trite.

antipodean \An`ti*po"de*an\, a. Pertaining to the antipodes, or the opposite side of the world; antipodal. Hmm ... good vocab, sir.

Have fun. Don't perish in a fiery car crash, you single-celled cretin turd. Or do.