Dr_Flash_Amazing

Trask, are both your computers in the same room, or are you having to run back and forth through the house to post your drivel under this Nblahblah avatar? Admirable effort you're putting out, though. Keep at it, tiger! You're the champ! (Just keep repeating that until your self-esteem comes back!)

"Are you one of those guys that thinks that you have the right to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater when there is not one?" Oh, you mean like your president yelling about WMDs in Iraq when there aren't any? Or were you talking about something else? "Do you not at least think that it is in bad taste to criticize the troops and the President in a war time situation?" Of course it's in good taste to criticise the President in a war time situation. If you witness a murder taking place, do you wait until it's done to say something about it so as not to embarass the murderer? Fuck this sorry excuse for a president. Where's Lee Harvey Oswald when you need him, huh? http://www.unprecedented.org

Damn! Whoever you are, you're stale and boring. Here's a refreshing idea: instead of gleefully tying on your Amerikan flag blindfold and diving off the cliff after all the other lemmings, try stopping and thinking about things. Doubtless a foreign concept (What? Our "leaders" may not actually have anyone's interests but their own in mind? They might actually fabricate information in order to gain our support?), but give it a shot.

For more music on drinking and relationships, Alkaline Trio has some engrossing short songs.

Who said I turned out "all right"? Sphinx did, you idiot! What, did you forget your Ritalin today or something? Try to keep up, dude; we can't be taking up your slack all the time. Sheesh!

1. Intense focused concentration is such a key element of climbing that you could probably drop half the other "techniques" you've been taught, put your efforts into IFC, and be climbing better than you were before. 2. Anyone who says not to climb routes that are "too hard for you" is either not interested in getting better, ever, or is some kind of gumby who is jealous of anyone who climbs harder than they do, and thus dismisses climbing harder as some sort of waste of time. DO get on routes that are "too hard for you", and you will discover that soon those routes are no longer so hard. Cha-ching!

I.e. spend about a hundred dollars worth of effort to rescue a ~$50 piece of gear? Whatever tools your nuts, hoss ...

And really, on a serious note, any good thing Bush does is a mere drop of fresh water in a vast ocean of effluent. Even the most desperate castaway adrift on such an ocean would realize that even if they were to swallow that precious drop of water, the rest of the mouthful would be impossibly foul and detrimental to their wellbeing. "You can't polish a turd, Beavis." - Butthead

In Dr. Flash Amazing's esteemed opinion, "Bush sucks dead donkey dicks." True, AlpineK said it first, but honestly, his words really embrace the subtle nuances of just how much George Bush, Jr. sucks, and there's really no way to state it better. Thanks, AK!

Trask? M'Adam? Caveman? Whose avatar is this, anyway? In any case, nice use of your Right Wing Vocab AutoPosting tool, tool. Does it randomly generate the posts for you, or do you simply select words and phrases and paste them together to form a semi-coherent party line message?

What about groupies?

Oh, and Trask, if the fucker is too noisy still, it might be because it's vibrating (save the "jokes" for another thread, please) and or/rattling. Go the audiophile vibration attenuation route and get some Blutack (you know, those little squares of gummy adhesive shit that you can use to hang pictures without thumb tacks) and glom that on the housing of the fan until it quiets down.

Duplos?:

"Misster Anderson! There sseems to be a prroblem with your marine policy, Misster Anderson; we'd like to have a woorrd with you ... "

Heavens, no! Not A LETTER GRADE OFF!

Ah, yes; the great conservative/liberal disconnect!

American forces made history in Iraq and accomplished what no other military has, can or will. Subjugated a hopelessly undersized, underpowered, undertrained, and disorganized enemy by way of the most overfunded and technologically advanced military on the planet? Gee. Wow. In spite of the naysayers and lack of support from Hollywood, the mission was achieved in record time. It's not that the troops needed anything from them, other than knowing Hollywood and their country supported and backed them. That is what gives the soldier the will to fight. See rbw's concise refutation above. Honestly; since when does Hollywood (as if it's all one entity or something?) have any obligation to do anything other than turn out crappy lowest-common-denominator trash for brainwashed cultural illiterates? Traditionally Hollywood has shown support by entertaining the troops, but not this time. This crop of actors and entertainers should be ashamed of themselves and their behavior as using public forums to show protest is inappropriate and pathetic. Hollywood doesn't want to support our soldiers but they want rights to their stories to make movies so we can pay incredibly high prices to see them. See again rbw's thesis. Somewhere in the Constitution lies something about freedom of speech, if DFA is not mistaken. Or does that only apply to flag-waving "patriots" in gun rack-laden SUVs? And, to steal a page from the MtnGoat playbook (what fun!), no one's forcing anyone to sell the film industry their story. If they have a moral objection to it, then they oughtn't sell their story, otherwise, they ought not complain. Ditto for movie attendance. Speaking of stealing pages from playbooks, how about the military's blatant Oliver Stoning of the truth in the Private Lynch "heroic rescue" story? If some jarhead has got this much sand in his twat about "not enough support from Hollywood", he must really be pissed that his precious armed forces are a bunch of fucking liars. Fuck the military, fuck the president, fuck American lies, and, oh yes, fuck you, Trask.

The fuck is this about?

Excellent choice! DFA has only iced tea to drink, and is thus jealous of your chosen lib's.

Have so. Even got out of the car . We were on our way to Maple, though, so we didn't climb, but we looked around, touched the rock, etc. It honestly didn't seem half as cool as Joe's.

Caveman, it's too bad your recent (re)incarnation is no more funny, intelligent, articulate, or original than your last, because you're still a pathetic, hateful half-wit dribbling out the same stale, paranoid closet-case drivel you were before. Hopefully one day you'll grow into something more closely resembling an actual thinking human being, but at this point, your situation looks pretty grim. If you get hit by falling rocks on your trip, let's hope they knock some sense into your granite-thick and vacuum-empty head so the rest of us don't have to continue enduring your foul torrents of mental effluent. Ciao.

Day passes at Club Sport, if DFA remembers right, are 15 bucks (i.e. just under half the cost of a MONTH at the PRG). Also, the new PRG is being built at the intersection of Sandy & Burnside, across Burnside from Hippo Hardware. They've got the footings down, and it looks like they'll be starting on the CMU walls pretty soon (perhaps today?). Supposedly it should be done this fall, but construction projects never finish on time, so who knows? Hopefully by the end of the year, though. It's gonna be sick. Walls are all gonna be by Compwall, and they'll have separate roped and bouldering areas for less clusterage.

It's probably not the fault of the remaining 2 (?) Ramones; don't fret. Gabba gabba hey, little fella!

Trask's Mem. Day Wknd. to-do list: - Bathe - Brush teeth - Lobotomy