Dr_Flash_Amazing

No one ever started up a venue-sized circle pit at a drum 'n' bass show, and no one stage dives on ecstasy. Need more be said?

Boy, Trask, DFA would never have expected you to go Biblical, but it's nice to see you've got the right idea. Go get 'em, slugger!

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Gah! He's got the SAOWS! Stay back!

Bah! He's all hopped up on prescription goofballs. He's probably lucky if he can make it to the bathroom without stopping and talking to the house plants. Dr. Flash Amazing is unconcerned.

Good call! Maybe on the freeway ...

More than a li'l piece, seeing as he's prob'ly gonna be on it when it pops!

Mt. Saint

That movie was fuggin' B-A-D bad! "Cru's gonna skip the SAT so he can race Helltrack!"

Looks like something that might be amusing to the sort of bloodthirsty half-wit who thinks that violence and killing are the only way to solve anything.

In you best head-tilted-to-one-side-as-you-squint-through-your-glass-eye tone of mild investigative befuddlement: "So ... you're saying that this -- what was it? -- this 'butt douche', if I have it right ... you're saying that this is actually ... now, help me out here; I'm just trying to get the whole story ... that it's actually what they would call an 'enema'? That's fascinating, Mr. Trask; simply fascinating. But, if you'll forgive me, I just have ... well, it's just, there's one more thing, here, that I just can't figure out about this butt ... this, ah, let me just look at my notes, here ... this, ah 'enema', as you say ..."

Please, no! The wounds are still too fresh!

right from the horses mouth people!

Guns don't kill people; the curious children of people who insist that they need an armory's worth of deadly weapons all over the house kill people (usually each other). Hope yours isn't next, gunwhores!

Hey, man, don't draw so much attention to that shit! People might get the idea that Dr. Flash Amazing says shit like that on purpose just to see what kind of reaction it gets!

http://www.climbinganchors.net/knots.html has got some good info, and the diagrams kick arse.

Hard to imagine that teenagers who are into the latest climbing fad could actually be nice people. Next thing you know, sport climbers are going to turn out not to be self-absorbed egotistical pocket-chipping media-whore spray-hounds! ... nahhh!

Fucking A right it is. Didn't have the patience to find the frightened-looking skull with the exclamation mark over it, but maybe if things get superboringasfuck it might happen.

The nadir of DFA's climbing career was epicking on a sustained, devious, technical Tenino sandstone sandbag and having to get rescued from the last bolt. The ego bruises may never fully heal from that nightmare ... Oh, the horror.

Rollin' tough at Three Bears preschool/daycare, eatin' PB & J sammies and battling Star Wars action figures with the other kiddies.

Un pollo? En su culo?! Aiii, que loco!

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Whoah, shit! Is that Falco?!

Nah, it's just too Metolius. Best to stick with some Goldline and a couple pitons. It could make things too convenient and cause beginners to find out that there's actually an easy way to do anything.