JoshK

"One called for the resignation of Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld. Criticism of superior officers is a breach of military rules. " Too bad that assfuck Rumsfield isn't in the chain of command. Last time I checked nobody in the armed forces reported to the secretary of defense.

I'm not really seeing huge benefits to your existence. Why don't you step in front of a bus? Greg, I'm so hurt.

I would certainly think so. The NR gets done all the time, and gregm had it pegged, it's a classic "think you are a hardman" route. If my gaper ass can get up it in a day with skis on my back, it just ain't that hard, period. How was the boulder route, BTW?

You should have told him to fuck off. The NR of Baker ain't shit, and even if it was, it doesn't give him the right to look down on your team. If he thinks that makes him a badass climber, he's pretty sad.

I'd run fiddy cent and his fellow dipshit eminem over with a car if I could. Both completely worthless human beings. And I mean that, they lack worth in any way. It's safe to say, 100%, without a doubt that the world would be a better place with both of them not in it. Rap has gone way downhill.

ok, it's really nice out, work sucks, it's friday...lets hear em...weekend plans?

please extend your metaphor to bouldering, buildering, minxed , ice, high altitude mountaineering, seige and alpine style, and rappelling. I think it would be very easy to draw the parallels between bouldering and masturbation and ice climbing and S&M.

Ullrich's outfit is really fucking gay. Not to mention he is german. I would like to see him bite ass big time in the next couple of rounds. road rash, road rash!

My X was a high-level gymnast....oh man...never should have gave that up.

Please define. Trad fucking being missionary? Sport fucking being contrived positions?

sweet!

Damn...that would find me in a precarious prediciment. On another thread I can be quoted as saying that doing olympus in a day is just to chestbeat, but I must admit, the temptation of a scenic death march such as this really does have appeal. So, with much backtracking and crow-eating I must admit that my 3 9000s day really is no more or less chest beating than olympus. Ok, there I said it. So, on the note of the actual feat...were you guys that did it runners before you did it? I have death marchs before but for the most part I almost never jog...I do cardio in other ways. Olympus is unique in that the effort is really more about distance over a long way rather than most deatch marchs around here which are shorter amounts of steeper trail. I'm wondering if that much milage done jogging would kill the legs of a non-runner.

Advil Latrine is canadian? God, she is horendous too. Save america...ban canuck music!

I always love the "did you go where the snow is?" from the tourons on the concrete trail above paradise.

And that bitch who sang the titanic song. I'll never forgive our neighbors to the north for that one!

hehe

Thank you thank you thank you trask. I really needed that today.

BWAHAHAHAHAH Man, I watch that diver's institute barge go by every morning. It's like clockwork.

And remember what happens when you mess with the park service. Mike here is staked out down in the paradise parking lot in the unmarked van with the sniper rifle!

Oh yeah, I got it. I was agreeing!

BWAHAHAHAH

Interestingly enough, falling 100 feet on 5.13 terrain is going to have much the same result as falling 100 feet on 5.2 terrain.

beating off outside the bedroom window of your neighbor's 12 year old boy does not count as outdoor activity! but we'll have timmy run a query on your posts to verify that there were actually 60-70 days since jan 1 where you had enough time between posts to go do something.

Apple has a reeeally sweet wide-screen 23" LCD. See if they'll get ya that one!!

Make sure you get yourself in the right coulior on the way down. Cascadian is by far the easiest in my book. It has something faintly resembling a trail which you can follow and doesn't have any brush at the bottom. It still sucks, but it's easy and quick. I've stumbled into ulrichs or something other crap in the twilight before and got to contend with a few easy cliffouts, some forest and brush. It was definitely more suck than cascadian.