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Here's your action hero George (in flight suit).

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Hey, who holds the record for how many times their big toenails turned black and fell off?

Yeah and let the Democrats inherit the mess Bush administration left.

Watch out for the Bolshevik propaganda machine.

Oh yeah this is bad. ICON SEX IN THE AOL STYLE

There's only one thing to do with an evil clown. Happy Halloween!

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"...done by a Brazilian ad agency, for a lubricating gel (K-Y equivalent) targeting the French market. They were trying to come up with an ad that is not offensive or tasteless. The picture looks completely innocent until you notice the details... "

Did you listen to the guru on the cloud and jam with the guitar playing alien and finally end up on the island paradise?

Spend a few minutes here Flyguy Takes a few minutes to load on narrowband. Have sound on. After you're relaxed, try the games on the COLOR TEST thread.

And when you're done with that, figure out how this reality game works------ Existence of God

Here's a better one. Find the man's head in 3 seconds and you're a genius. Find the man's head, genius

The Almiqui, an ugly snaffle once believed extinct.

Snaffles? What about this thing?

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"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable." "This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it." --snip-- "Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete." partial lyrics to Detachable Penis by King Missile

"A 28-year-old man accused of stealing a man's penis through sorcery was beaten to death in the West African country of Gambia on Thursday, police said. " "Reports of penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, with purported victims claiming that alleged sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear in order to extort cash in the promise of a cure. " link to Reuters story via Yahoo! News