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These snaffles have monkeys on their backs. You gotta see this hilarious flash cartoon. It's called 'Rats on Coccaine'.

Here's some of the predictions for 2004: Britney Spears, her career flagging, appears buck-naked in some public venue. Return of the King is nominated for Best Picture, but does not win. Syria undergoes regime change. In an attempt to soften his image, John Ashcroft makes a surprise appearance on Saturday Night Live. He announces: "We have a great show for you tonight — with special musical guest — Al Sharpton! Give it up for Al! Michael Jackson beats the rap — rich white guys always do. source--one sided web site So, any more predictions?

What do you suppose is the background music for the plab shuffle?

I remember reading a fiction story in Omni magazine a long time ago. The story was about 'wireheads'. Rather than inducing an alternate view of reality through external chemical means, the shift in consciousness was induced by using probes to stimulate the centers of the brain involved in pleasure or other experiences such as mystical states or intoxication. Many drugs simulate the natural chemicals already present in the body such as the similar action of opiates on endorphin receptors. Same with certain hallucinogens and neurochemicals. As pointed out, besides the inherent dangers of using unregulated means of experiencing alternate realities, if you consider the body as a system, then tweaking one part of the body will cause changes throughout. In that respect, overuse can lead to bad things. But given conditions such as that for the ritual use of Peyote, then the use of the drug can occur in benign surroundings in relative safety. On a related note: It's funny how some people go around the world, on mountaintops, to faraway lands, etc., in their search for God or the Transcendent yet they fail to see that this already exists within themselves. It's like a story I heard once, that the Transcendent was put in the inner space because that would be the last place someone would look.

Plab or not plab?? Discuss.

The psychedelic secrets of Santa Claus Although most people see Christmas as a Christian holiday, most of the symbols and icons we associate with Christmas celebrations are actually derived from the shamanistic traditions of the tribal peoples of pre-Christian Northern Europe. The sacred mushroom of these people was the red and white amanita muscaria mushroom, also known as "fly agaric." These mushrooms are now commonly seen in books of fairy tales, and are usually associated with magic and fairies. This is because they contain potent hallucinogenic compounds, and were used by ancient peoples for insight and transcendental experiences. Most of the major elements of the modern Christmas celebration, such as Santa Claus, Christmas trees, magical reindeer and the giving of gifts, are originally based upon the traditions surrounding the harvest and consumption of these most sacred mushrooms. Happy Solstice

Has this been posted here before?

"Ah, Mrs. Claus just gave me some lovin'. And Rudolph slipped me some Jägermeister. I'm feelin' better now. Ho! Ho! Ho!" "Carry on."

"If Dan posts another Christmas quote, I'm gonna off myself. I'm at the end of my bottle an' I can't get through the holidays without booze. That and the constant milling around of crazy shoppers with dollar signs in their eyes drives me nutz. Oh, the humanity!"

After the holidays--

'Tis the season,

Yet another of the good doctor's inventions--

Doctorb's new invention

police blotter

"The Americans are masters of precision." "...but it can go horribly wrong."

green is not your color. some people have these bodies naturally. What made you so goddamn idealistic? You sound like Johnny Destiny these days. Hahaha, Johnny Destiny is horny for God, a real spiritual experience. Are you experienced?

Zeppelin for classic

I'm drinking this stuff for Thanksgiving. It's just what the belly craves for Thanksgiving, a refreshing bottle of ... turkey-and-gravy soda. Seattle-based Jones Soda Co. — which brought you WhoopAss energy drink, blue bubble gum and even canned-ham and fish-taco drinks — plans to test market its poultry-inspired beverage in Washington and Michigan beginning next week. Soft-drink maker wants to put turkey in your straw — gravy, too

Or

I wear mine with polypro.

Commando--uh, don't open this at work