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Everything posted by ivan
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what to say? other than i feel for the kid's folks but they should surely shut the fuck up w/ their lawsuit, unless they can prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the park knew this water tank was causing serious rockfall but didn't want to do anything about it...
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well then, i hope you called 'em fuck-nuts!
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well, so long as everyone's handing out free advice (and you seem to be inviting it), here's some more from the sadistic teacher in me - try proof-reading your applications 'fore you send 'em in - if they're anything like your posts you won't get a job b/c folks are going to think you're a moron - try writing in complete sentences, finishing thoughts, and other wacky editing ideas as espoused by "the greats" like emmerson, thurber, hemmingway and dr suess. i look forward to climbing w/ you - unemployed folks mesh much better w/ my summer needs
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[TR] Mt. Jefferson- South Ridge 8/18/2005 (solo)
ivan replied to gregfuller's topic in Oregon Cascades
my fraternity had an a special honor called "the blue fin award" - a huge wooden fish w/ a nasty crimson dorsal fin as big as a chair to be given to the brother who had indecent liberties w/ a lass who met the official criteria (that a hula-hoop could not be succesfully navigated over her bulk). the award was passed winner to winner as events would have it, in addition to a keg of beer to salve the horror. happily, i never found meself having to display the damn red badge of shame, though my big brother did... sorry to divert attention from your worthy tr - the pics of the red saddle in particuliar couldn't help but remind me... -
[TR] Mt. Jefferson- South Ridge 8/18/2005 (solo)
ivan replied to gregfuller's topic in Oregon Cascades
nice trip, i dig the solo shit too sucks about your car - too bad it wasn't your bailed partner's? jesus christ that mountain looks fucking ugly this time of year! like diddling a really, really, really fat girl w/ a reprehensible take on personal hygiene... -
[TR] Sloan Peak- Sloan Glacier - solo day trip. 8/
ivan replied to zoroastr's topic in North Cascades
i think josh is just jealous of your manly physique - besides, you're fulfilling the fervent wishes of horny homosexual teenagers everywhere! ...so you got that going for you... -
when you talked w/ the fishermen, did they know you were climbing?
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i think we were dehydrated and really not giving a shit on the middle enough to check for one - i don't remember seeing registers on any of the 3 peaks. i'd say, based on the webbing, that this route sees a healthy # of repeats a year, at least half a dozen or more. there's really nothing like a trail on any of the grassy sections though, so the traffic is overall pretty minimal and little enough to give a good sense of a lonely adventure.
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anyone been there recently and know if there's snow on the bivy ledge on the ne butt route? after running out of water on the index traverse w/ no snow on route i feel all cranky...
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metallic. left on the side facing the river. do i get 'em back now?
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what about the almighty dollar!
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camping at the lake and doing everything in a day is very reasonable, though you'd have more solitude if you camped up high
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enjoying alaska, bastard?!?
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my last week of freedom 'fore the tryanny of school sets back in... doesn't have to be sick or sadistic, though that is preferred - any route, any length, any days...help! everyone else is working or out of town or totally lame or dead...
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well written - seems like a climb best done in winter, no? the comment on your freddo-esque friends buried in dresses is classic...
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yeah, it's dum you can't view before posting, but now that it's up, you can click the edit link and do it right...knowing your route would be a nice starter
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excuse me, but i think this sorta thread is reserved for the 5 months out of the year where's its continously fuk'n pouring outside! my favorite of the summer was nooksack tower, cuz mike's so cuddly when the bivy's surronded by instant death...
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i'll bring both IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!
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4? shit, i'll be there then rob - we can maybe knock some shit off somewhere easy to get warmed up 'fore the hard-men show...let me know if yer game
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i gotta 'gree w/ roberto - reckon i'll be there aroudn 530 - how bout you bob?
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i like the authentic english as a second language feel - take that harry pi! nice job, oleg n' pete - but now you gotta go back an do the whole damn ridge like real bastards! you feel like vomiting watching homeboy solo the gendarme?
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doug, when you gonna be there?
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whatever - ireneo cleaned route sound good - i just wanna climb something that isn't falling apart or require prodigiuos use of vegetable belays
