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shit! 2 days 2 go - have we figured out some sort of mass beer consumption plan yet? or do i just have to watch a bunch of middle aged losers swilling pbr?

hmmmm...so does this mean i was out of line when i responded w/ nothing except a thousand

fawk'sakes! it's tuesday already and i ain't heard no pdx luv... where are all those pdx'ers of tuffluv'spast? b-rock? shredmaximus? rbw? mtnhigh?

nice run out porn on the sky ridge shot!

going down friday afternoon/evening, returning sunday afternoon - got sweet tricked out ride w/ the most gas-efficiency the japanese appear to be able to produce. ideally someone to climb w/ for the weekend too, if my hangover clears for long enough...

don't shit where you eat confucius?

dude, this guy has written for "irish mountain log" - so don't fukwit'em! seriously, i thought irish mountain logs were what showed up in outhouses 'round the world after st patty's day?

john - i'm on for wednesday night. can rally round 5 wendsday evening, but i propose to nap at home beforehand and meet up say more like 8 or later. gotta teach at 730 in the a.m. on thursday so gotta be in the t-line p-lot by 5 or so. coked out teaching face on for thursday!!! i'm all for getting a few more fools on - that'd be a rather humorous alternate to what i used to do, which was more like sleep-thrashign up slope all evening/morning to primus!

trees and mountains grow for free, hollywood blockbusters take the entire gdp of some countries to finance

i wanna be there sunday - we'll see if i can find company...

perhaps treebeard you'd be more content as boromir? the way i see it, there's still plenty of cool folks at beacon to enjoy with....

in retrospect, my favorite experience i've yet had ont he 2nd pitch of the corner was w/ the aformentioned 2-step'n fool! ha, todd, how the hell are the flatlands? shame you ain't round still, i could scare the shit outta ya! man, taking all the bolts of the last pitch of YW would definetly make it more fun! i love that pitch, best of the route i think

what about fat fawks like me who can't even talk shit right? dude, your ass got major air-time on like the most coolest bulletin board in the pacific northwest - you oughta be proud! the fact that the rest of you appears to also be like your ass will only further assure you of major sponsorship in the future...

too far to be worth it, i'm sure - there's gotta be a bunch of shit rock to fuck up down there.

aww, how cute, afive appears shy! actually, if that's you in the pic, you oughta eat some beans, boy! you look like a scrawny little bastard!

looks like classic butte dt'ing in the dark- i did enjoy my bday alternatives at least! next wednesday night looks good for me for a hood thang, if the weather's right...

awww, mike, you should go back and read the rest - i had a good casting call for you and everything, but given the dourness of your last post (no further discussion = no further humorous bitching) i think maybe i'm gonna have to kick pete out of his post as gimli in favor of you. or maybe you'd prefer to be shelob? why not just hire one of them methhead's i always see hanging out toting little ceaser's signboards to picket our humble ledge? i never bought meth 'fore, but i hear word it's cheap - really only need the guy there during hte summer anyway (might make for good belay conversation too)

everyone seems to wanna scrap in the other thread, joe! maybe this'll help pull it on over... note john in center w/ the One True Nuetrino

good enough bill, but to fit the treebeard mold that shoulda taken you 3 days to finish saying. john, layton's already been assigned TWO hobbit roles and can't take a third - he's also far too deranged for a frodo. he's like samwise in the dumpster stage of a terminal whiskey n' sterno binge...a lethal stereotype defying a diaspora of desperate junkies on grounds of Being A Moral Authority

that's my b-day so i gotta get drunk instead i used to climb hood at night all the time...i'll be down for that whenever it'll fit my already insane schedule

Naturally? hobbit-sized freak on a continous quest to climb a dangerous mtn in ultra-light style? made sense to me...

dude, bobby - wtf? i was saving your spankfest summer story away for that special day i was feeling all lonely and what not! what jackass bid you take it down? clearly it couldn't have been the chick?

i awoke from a dream to realize how stupidly i had forgotten treebeard! billcoe strikes me as thoroughly right for the part, albeit a bit short...

i got drunk w/ mike layton in b-ham and then nearly got in a fight w/ a wigged out crack slinger to continue on that theme, was accosted by nicotein starved junkies on the "shady" end of the trail up to index peaks and barely survived - forced to curb stomp poor bastards w/ my shiny new la sportivas almost got kicked out of canada too for being in the company of a known fuck-up i'm definetly in it for the bragg'n!