ivan

teach you'll be poor you'll have lots of time to clmb it's better to have time if you have to choose between that and buying gear (find friends who wanna throw down for the most recent ultralight shite) oh yeah - alota folks can't handle the classroom adn freak out and shit - it's rather amusing to behold - be sure professionally it's something you wanna do hope you're not a doorknob - there's a few too many around in the schools already

arr! the gloves be off in the pirate forum me salties!

i truly resent the intrusion of rock climbing chatter in this decidedly maritime forum

yar, someonea w/ that much hair ye can pretty much nail 'em regardless of gender, ar?

Cap'n Ferdinand Leadsword?!? me likes ta think me sword stays up fer too long ta be wrought of lead...

mmmmm...scurvy!

sounds like my typical breakfast of a fine summer morning...

olyclimber stole my google-glory!!! i can drink more! btw, pbr don't count, sky!

yeah - i'm still scratching from last year - so stay away! especially from the south side - it's terrible. the north side's more to your liking...

the double crack is sweet the upside down gay-ass tennis hat instead of thick ass mountie skull bucket is classic

my ta's forming a pirate band called "iron beard"

seems the proper discussion for this new forum? generators of the flabulescent and the flatulent, IMHO

Do tell, Ivan! arm in arm bar jam + fall on jam = intense shrieking pain + shoulder dislocation + morphine in the ER = an amusing afternoon

about the worst for me as well - while crying kids'n'wives i've dealt w/ before, the most annoying part was ending up in the e.r. after an accident at the goddam climbing gym of all places (for the man who's survived countless stupid alpine incidents w/o a scratch!) the summer must rock though mikhail!

i-roc porn beyotch!

jesus christ you fucking candy-ass! we're trying to have a serious conversation here! watching you people debate politics is like watchign a bunch of retards try to hump a doorknob!

oo-oo-oo! alpinek's an ass too! seriously boys - aren't you overanalyzing this one a bit? proving bush is an idiot isn't exactly lie figuring out pi to the last decimal - and arguing he's a decent man w/ a respectable plan casts you as the neighborhood 'tard

looks more like a polish cosmonaut now

there's something distinctly un-funny about home-boys eyebrows - intensly creepy

apparantly the choclate ring is too hard to resolve from mudda-earth more of a smudge really...

so saw i this in the mirror this mornign - it really freaked me out!

sounds like the nine shoulda taken the 10th's wallet when they were done kicking the shit outta him!

But was it celebrated??? Probably not!!! i dunno - mattp called me an "ass" - that was sorta cool

nonsense! why even today i pasted a picture of a filthy penis into a perfectly staid political conversation!

no - ur anus!