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  1. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    "open the pod bay doors HAL!"
  2. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    "i hardly said a word to my wife, until i said yes to a divorce. when i was there, i wanted to be here - but when i was here, all i could think of was getting back into the jungle..."
  3. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    Running with Scissors? ghostbusters, of course, the reponse being "what has that got to do w/ it?" "back off man, i'm a scientist!" - figured i had to use something obscure for that classic...i also considered: "of course you forget peter - i was present for an underwater, unexplained, mass sponge vibration!"
  4. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    ding! at age 9, that movie created my love for alaska.
  5. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    "i'll let you in on a little secret, tyler. the real gold's not in the ground - it's south of 60, stuck - face in the boob-tube - bored to death, tyler, bored to death! but do you know how you cure boredom?!? adventure! take the stick!"
  6. they were a major dissapointment for me - the red trango's i have fit perfect, but the same size in the evo's crucified my feet, making me lose both index toe-nails 3 times before i finally quit them
  7. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    "are you, alice, menstruating right now?"
  8. wouldn't that be more grammatically correct as: is it true that all jews are niggardly?
  9. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    "do you know what those things can do? suck the paint off your house and give your family a permanent orange afro!"
  10. in general, at high-altitudes, being happy and energetic is important - cigs may not be physiologically helpful, but if smoking makes you happy, they're key!
  11. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    "we weren't doing nothing officer, we were just going to canada to get some french-fries n' gravy"
  12. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    "don't you know? in the service we must always pick the lesser of two weevils!"
  13. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    showing that movie today in honor of the 65th anniversary of operation torch! "okay, i'll drink to that - one son of a bitch to another!" my grandfather, while a major in a war game in lousiania prior to the war, attempting to "kill" patton when patton drove through an opfor check-pt, whereupon my pop was upbraided and insulted as patton drove off, saying "generals can't be killed goddamit!" pop never did speak well of the man...
  14. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    "to wives and sweet-hearts...may they never meet!"
  15. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    "there was me, that is alex, and my three druugs - that is pete, georgy, and dim - and we sat in the korova milk bar trying to make up our razodoks what to do with the evening"
  16. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    predator! from the same movie "one ugly motherfucker!"
  17. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    that movie rawked! "them" or "they live" or something like that - later quoted in the duke nukem video game!
  18. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    "well isn't it a small world, spirtually speaking - these two soggy sumbitches just been baptised n' saved - looks like i'm the only one who remains unaffiliated!"
  19. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    Ok....here is an obscure quote from a REALLY famous movie Shes richhow rich? Well, more rich than you can imagine..I dont know.I can imagine quite a bit. there are no obscure lines from star wars - can you think of one that doesn't give it away?
  20. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    smaug from "the hobbit" my favorite from the same cartoon - "bilbo, he's gooooooone!"
  21. this is why betazoids rawk to climb w/!
  22. got any pictures of the spur itself?
  23. you could write crack-man on the board here - he had a dyslexic descent of the spur last weekend after climbing the elliot - sounded like it was pretty hairy
  24. ivan

    Fun with "quotes"

    raiders of the lost mother-fuck'n fuck- now let's try to make this hard! you gotta get mine above, plus here's one for your troubles (i'll try to think of a flick fitting yer proletarien tastes ) how 'bout: "it is very bad to drink jaboo's rum!"
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