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if anyone makes coulior change his goddamn avatars i'm quitting!

every minute birdie squats on big ledge he gets stronger, and every minute i clip bolts at ozone i get weaker...birdie don't get much r'n'r - he's nesting too deep or flying too fast - his idea of r'n'r is a bowl of pigeon or maybe a little cold swallow meat - he has only two ways home: death or victory!

THAT was fuckin funny. thanks tvash - i too thought this item from the zenith of my wit went woefully unnoticed in favor of banal-buttafuco-fair - and man, are you catching up on your spray reading in a hurry after a month off the grid!

how ya figure? b/c of the all the semi-retard french-types who settled out here and needed to merge the solstice w/ bastille day?

hate to be an occultist, but summer don't start for 2 more weeks still, jefe.

did today for my first time - recommend you ask billcoe here - he done got plenty of practice

reading this thread is like watching a bunch of hoboes taking turns fucking a doorknob so why can't i stop? what's wrong w/ hbo? if ya gotta watch tv, it's the best fucking channel on the motherfucker!

wow - i don't remember this story - i imagine this guy will pay in time, but it does illustrate the nasty nature of the world, of the legal system and of mental illness. remember the nice guy everyone loved in "a beautiful mind?" he could have just as easily ended up like this fucktard, as he also apparently was wont to go off on huge anti-semetic rants during his schizo-episodes.

meow! there's a few billion down the drain, eh? interesting to note the moment when the pilots said "fuck this, i'm definetly getting out of this shit!"

too rainy to even climb the hard shit at ozone y-day - settled for a waltz up dog mtn w/ special rules/training conditions - must stop to pound a 16 oz pbr every 500 vertical feet - full on scottish condition up high - crazy beautiful w/ the mist roaring strait up the hillside and rifling the 5 billion wildflowers

hate to split hairs w/ you, but homeboy has been there, if only for a few days

interesting in that he stills does not define victory nor indicate what more could be done to attain it he seems to assume iran couldn't be more of a problem than it is currently either if we can't be out by the end of the next presidents term, then we never will be able to - i think we've thrown a big, thick blanket on top of the brush fire - maybe it will have been enough to smother it, but then again it might just roar right back up after winter sets upon us and we need the blanket back to warm ourselves again

he must not have paid attention to ww2 history then (which i doubt - his manifesto's show him not be historically illiterate) - americans WILL fight a long drawn out battle if there's a strong reason to do so (pearl harbor) and a clear way to know they'll have won (taking tokyo) - this war has/had neither of those attributes the whole "support the war or you'll make osamma laugh and the statue of liberty cry" thing is daft

damn! color me jealous...

scott, i'm not going to reread 10 pages of spray but, since i respect anyone who serves (and my favorite little bro is currently in mosul right now - my father volunteered for vietnam, my grandpa for the big wwii), i'll say my piece quickly: - i never supported the war (even when the bro was in the 7th cav and at the tip of the spear in '03) and refuse to be forced into doing it now just to appear patriotic (i assume you're familiar w/ herman goerring's words to the nuremberg trial on the subject of the best way to get public support for a war?) - i'm happy that the body count for coalition forces has declined - i won't believe we've made a difference until we've left (and stopped paying them to not kill each) and the place doesn't re-ignite - i think we'll be paying and occupying that place for decades if we let ourselves. obama hasn't said he'll have everybody out in a year, and if that place can't take care of itself by the end of his hypothetical term then tough titty. it wont' be a waste of the guys who died - you good and goddamn well know soldiers don't give up their lives for a cause, they do it for their friends and brothers beside them, and if they come home alive, then the one cause they died for will have been fulfilled. - i thank you for your service and citizenry - however, though a civilian, i feel like i'm doing no less than you to make our nation a strong and decent place to live.

interesting to see that there ARE women who put up w/ more shit from their husbands than mine!

people are still debating iraq?

is this the 100 flowers campaign all over again?

+1 I'm sure you know the Russian word for a German and what it means? It makes the comment you are replying to all the more hilarious. nyemetski = german = enemy

now you're kidding right...ya know, the whole 22nd amendment thing and all?

remember back in '92 when clinton seemed so cool too? i'm not saying he ain't the real thing, just that it'll be a long time 'fore i believe anything...

most intriguing - i have no boat but i'd be willing to chip in for rental...

aid! have a heart and get your belayer good n' schnookered first though, eh?

actually i decided a good old-fashioned bleeding would work best to relieve the excessive humors from my spleen - if that doesn't work i'm gonna fucking kill some heathens as a token of my submission to the boundless love of bog

cc.com has changed? it's kinda reminded me of that party of drunken raiders that went on and on for decades in book 4 or 5 of the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy trilogy - never making sense, never having a taste of anything decent or remotely non-disgraceful, doomed to die when the booze finally runs out...