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tvash as mcmurphy: "the next girl i get into is gonna light up like a slot machine and pay off in silver dollars!"

ahh...for a moment i thought you were taking them up on their invitations to become a cum-guzzler

wow. and how exactly did you wander across that little chestnut dude? and now time for the related joke, strait from my 5th grade days: what's long and hard and wet and full of semen?

no, no - i quite enjoy it!

actually, i think strom's rather stiff these days omfg - pun of the day beyotch!

the p.g. used to be dog/high-heel accessible - seems like its been 5 years maybe since it's gotten tricky for that critical 50 feet or so?

i assume this thing flies over the homes of a billion bee-keeper outfit clad hajjis on its approach into tel aviv?

thanks - but my proposal i doubt would amount to more than re-arranging the deck chairs on the metaphorical titanic - all of recorded history shows the middle east's preference for totalitarian states puctuated by epochs of barabarity at the passsing of one bastard-regime for another - we just spent our trillions of dollars and thousands of lives to give the gaint shit-hopper a couple good stirs (and maybe dropped our wedding ring into the bottom of the bucket in the process?)

the new one at least requires them - the one next to it can easily be done entirely w/o, which seems schizophrenic since the same guys have a route just right of that that they left mostly trad w/ bolts just where necessary - wtf?

so tvash, you're willing to admit you and serenity are both queer as $3 bills then? reading your dialect reminds me why mark twain books sometimes made me want to flush my brain down the tiolet

Really, I wonder who did that? Are they lying on the ground or did they steal them? Most of them were mine. they're still there, in a pile at the base right next to the mordor amphitheatre, there's a new bolted sport route just to the left of that 5.8 (ha!) crack-bolted monstrosity (climb #66 in the book maybe? the new one's definitely not in there) - anyway, it's short but wicked hard! i left a very shitty bail biner at the crux for any who want it after realizing my sport-skillz ain't what they ever were very fun jugging in the dark in the wind by headlamp - for awhile i could almost convince meself i was over at beacon - my back is shoooooooot today after jugging 300 meters of overhanging rope and hauling rocks

you weren't totally alone nice to see all the quickdraws have been pulled off the humbling/crumbling - turns out that amphitheatre is hella-fun to do jug-laps on! and if that tree stuab was cut out, you could also set up a really fun swing

you don't need to tell me - my bowels daily remind me of this lesson

a shocking lack of the fine fuck-word fir sure

i assume you're climibing on beacon's n side? the s side is closed, in case you were unaware.

maybe he did when soloing ( ) the route on his birf-day?

High-end sport routes at Ozone? Where are these routes? i suppose i meant the 5.11 and above routes - or was your comment more of quality?

the one time i passed through kansas city, a toothless trucker offered to suck my cock at a rest-stop - i haven't really expected much in the way of good-sense out of that fair city since

after school today - and thank you daylight savings time!

an 88$ fine seems fine to me - certainly a world of difference between that and 3 years in an iraqi jail! as to my class, the supreme court has generously afforded me the right to limit some freedoms if i deem them to be disruptive of the learning environment tinker vs des moines school district (1969) confirmed this, while protecting students right to symbolic speech (like wearing a black armband) so long as it does not interfere with the rights of others or the learning process - so yeah, i'd be fine w/ limiting pie/panty throwers in my room, but permitting it at the mall or on the street outside your house (and i've awarded extra credit for tagging you now, boy-o, so watch out! )

and when you're done, i've found all the high-end sport routes at ozone work great as C0 aid-climbs!

no, i didn't know exactly what you'd say or i wouldn'tve asked what if he had thrown his dirty underwear at him? or foam slippers? i'll grant you a shoe could cause enough harm to qualify as an assault, and if there had been actual physical harm he should have been prosecuted, but the in end it was a non-injurious event, for which the time he's already spent in jail (and there was some initial report that his arm had been broken as well?) would be more than enough. i do think throwing shit at unpopular leaders in new york city would be totally fine, assuming the intent is not to harm but merely make a statement - it's symbolic speech, which the supreme court has upheld as part of the 1st amendment - the message would clear to arafat or mugabe, either don't be a prick or choose a parade route that keeps you a good distance from everybody! what happened to the guy who put a pie in bill gates face?

i'd imagine it'd just take a pardon from the iraqi pres, and anyone could ask for that? but again, anyone know what the penalty woulda been here in the us? i'd imagine the secret service woulda pummeled his ass good, but would there actually be charges as it was essentially a form of symbolic speech (since he missed ) and was not reasonably likely to have caused the target any harm anyhow? am i wrong in thinking this guy woulda limped away w/ a few bruises but nothing else?